"DAD! Oh my God."
"I know. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm a man who, for most of his adult life, has been use to the physical aspects of a relationship. Your mother and I hardly ever have s*x, so I'm very needy. It's not my fault that the two of you are so attractive, but I like what I like, and the two of you fill every box."
"Does mom know?"
"Yeah. She's caught me looking and confronted me about it. I came clean and we had a long discussion about it."
"And how does she feel about it."
"She says that if I'm going to get some, she'd rather it be from either (or both) of you, rather than some random slut."
"I'm sorry dad, but I can't do it. It just seems so wrong, to me. But..."
"But?"
"Whoaaaaa! I'm pretty sure that Avril would do it."
"Oh. Why would you think that."
"We've talk
