She gave me a scared look. I held a straight face for a few seconds, then c****d my head and gave her a crazy face and she figured out that I was having her on. She laughed and hit me in the shoulder.
"You're such a s**t, Detective!" she yelled.
When I looked back at the lovers they were all staring at me. I cleared my throat as I pulled out my badge.
"Ah, good morning," I said. "I'm Detective John Rand with the Los Angeles Police Department. I'm here to interview Thomas Barker in connection with the burglary that took place here yesterday. If I've come at, umm, an inopportune time, we could make an appointment for later."
The older woman said, "Nonsense," while still sliding up and down Barker's c**k. "You've already seen everything there is to see and as long as you're not offended y
