"Hello Thomas. Can I share some sun with you?"
I looked up in time to see my mother take off her robe and expose her glorious nude body to the world. Her beautiful breasts jiggled as she sat down on the lounger next to me. I stared until Mom snapped her fingers in front of my face. I looked up, guilty at having been caught leering.
"I said 'Hello,' you naughty boy," she said with a grin.
"Hi, Mom," I said.
Mom rolled over onto her front and now I was treated to the sight of her perfect ass, so I stared at that for a while, too.
"Thomas, are you quite alright?" she said.
I decided to go with honesty. "Mom, your body is perfection. I'm sorry, I know it's wrong but I just can't help staring."
She smiled. "Why, thank you, Dear. Tell me more."
"What?"
"This old lady doesn't hear that k
