Athena POV
Well… t**s on a stick.
Are we really flying right now?! What are you, Ares?
‘Take a wild guess’. She responds dryly, but I can hear the s**t eating grin in her voice. She is so, so happy. I would be too after shifting for the first time in 11 (!) years though.
‘Well, if it weren’t for the fact that we have Maxim in our clutches, I would have said a bird. So… now I am going to go with a big, floppy bird. Wait, wait, wait – are we pidgeot?!’.
Before you ask – yes, I do think I am funny at times. Funnier than Jeremy Corbyn giving Emily Thornberry a boob slap, rather than a high five. And that was just priceless. Comedy gold.
‘You and your unhealthy obsession with calling me names. Yuck’. Ares sighs. ‘Let me put it into words you understand. If we were a Pokémon, we would be m
