I WISHED FOR ZOMBIES,
by D.C. LozarYou know that old slam where some random hot girl says she wouldn’t go on a date with you even if you were the last living person on Earth? Remember how you laughed it off, wished she hadn’t said it, and then decided that it wasn’t true. I mean, how could it be?
You told yourself that if push came to shove and the human race’s very existence hung in the balance, she would lower her standards and grab a burger and fries with you. Right?
Sorry. You are dead wrong.
Want to know how I know? It’s the restraining order, reprimands from the Judge, and the court-ordered ankle bracelet.
She has her reasons. They might even be very good ones. I mean, before things went to Hell, I thought the walkers they made those TV shows about were pretty gnarly too, but it
