Chapter Two
Wednesday September 5, 2017
I had classes today, but there were no classes when I went to the college on Tuesday. There was free pizza yesterday, gift bags with non-lubricated condoms, body wash, and lube, lineups for student cards, new timetables, and contests to win free Mars bars. It was supposed to rain so I took the bus. I had to buy a book for my first class of the semester, so I waited in the lineup at the bookstore.
Near the end of the day, after it had rained a bit and the booths in the college courtyard closed, everyone had eaten too much free pizza to contend for more Mars bars. At that point, I ran into Samantha. She goes by Sam. She reminds me of Sarah, but not physically. Sam is wiry and Sarah had a bit more stature to her. “Hey! You’re the unicycle guy aren’t
