To Bond’s unspeakable relief, they put up that night at the smartest hotel in Kyoto, the Miyako. The comfortable bed, air-conditioning and Western-style lavatory on which one could actually sit were out of this world. Better still, Tiger said that unfortunately he had to dine with the Chief of Police of the prefecture and Bond ordered a pint of Jack Daniels and a double portion of eggs Benedict to be brought up to his room. Then, from a belated sense of duty, he watched ‘The Seven Detectives,’ a famous Japanese television series, failed to spot the villain, and went to bed and slept for twelve hours. The next morning, hungover and conscience-stricken, he obediently fell in with Tiger’s plans that they should visit the oldest w***e-house in Japan before a quick drive to Osaka for the day’s

