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Chapter 28
"Guys, isn't it just lucky for us that Biology is our first subject for today? I can't wait to see that cute guy again!" Queen said a little bit too loud.
"Oh! So you can start sharing your national cake, abi?" Ore joked as everyone laughed.
"Well, at least, it's my cake not yours. You can start this day by drinking lots of water and minding your business!" Queen retorted.
"That's a very weak comeback but it's better than nothing" Boiling ring taunted.
"And who called the ring that wouldn't stop boiling? Instead of you to focus on your d**k that stopped growing as soon as you reached age five, nonsense!" Queen said as the whole class shouted whoooo amidst laughter.
But, if only Queen knew that she just handed the guys another topic to mock her with, she wouldn't have said such just to gain points.
"And how do you know about it, abeg? You don carry your market reach his side too?" Chris who was once Queen's boyfriend and also one of Ore's best friends asked, looking disgusted.
"Don't mind the ode! Someone that didn't stop screaming is now shaming me in public. With that hole of yours that is wider than your big mouth sef!" Boiling ring said as the class gasped including me.
We knew that Queen could never stoop so low to Boiling ring's level but then the lie was still shocking and interesting.
Meanwhile, Queen looked flushed and embarrassed but she managed to talk back, Queen was never one to back down.
"In your dreams! You dare not even touch me not to talk of kissing me or having anything s****l with me! Keep having your wet dreams but don't confuse with with reality. With that thing of your that is smaller than a chalk and..." A masculine throat clearing interrupted her as we all scrambled towards our various seat.
Show is over!
"Good morning Sir!" We all stood up to greet Mr Henry.
"Morning, have your seats"
He proceeded to write on the whiteboard but it turned out that the marker was entirely faded and guess who offered to help.
Do you need to be told?
"Sir! Do you need a marker? You seem to be having a problem with that one sir!"
"Yes dear. I don't know what's wrong with this one, and to think that I just bought it on my way here this morning!" Mr Henry Lamented.
"There are lots of fake markers around these days, I can help you get original ones if you don't mind" Flirting Going wrong!
"And how do you intend to do that? Aren't you an hostelite?" Mr Henry questioned after collecting the marker Queen offered.
"Ahnahn sir! You already know that much about me?" Queen joked all smiles.
I'm sure that she was already feeling herself until...
"No, I learnt that all S.S 2 and S.S.3 students are hostelites, I know absolutely nothing about you" Mr Henry replies and started writing on the board.
Bubbles bursted!
The class started snickering as Queen sat down in embarrassment, she really needed to stop trying too hard before she puts the poor guy in trouble, but knowing Queen, she wouldn't stop.
"So let us start the class with giving the scheme of work for this term"
After spending forty five minutes of learning nothing but scheme of work with Mr Henry, the bell rang signifying the end of the class.
I also got to know a little bit about Mr Henry. It was obvious that he enjoyed the attention he got from the girls and he doesn't hesitate to make it known. He also makes jokes about private parts claiming that it's what Biology is all about.
I doubt if he was going to even spend up to three months in this school before he impregnates a teacher or student, so he probably won't last long. He was a p*****t with an angelic face.
After the short break, the next lesson was English Language. We all stood up to greet Mr Obadipe and Miss Chioma as they walked into the classroom.
"Morning to you too, sit down!" Mr Obadipe responded as we all obeyed.
"So I'm sure you all know Miss Chioma by now and she'll be filling in for me for a while now since I have to focus on the S.S.3 students more. So when you don't see me in class whenever you have my subject, just go and call her, okay?"
"Okay sir!"
"Good! So I'll leave you to get acquainted with your teacher" He said as he left the classroom.
I shook my head after he left, he was definitely going to hand everything over to Miss Chioma, he was such a lazy man. What he does best is sleeping, eating and sending students on errands.
Miss Chioma stood awkwardly in front of the classroom for while not knowing how to start or what to do until Ore decided to help her out.
"Ehm... Ma'am, how about we start by introducing ourselves to you?"
"Oh yes. I like... to... um... know all my students so yes, let's do just that" She stutters while I just smiled pitying her a little.
She looked tensed and uncomfortable. It was quite obvious that she was so nervous, this was probably her first time of teaching.
After fifteen minutes of introduction, she seemed a little bit more confident.
"Thank you, so bring out your textbook and let's start something"
"Which textbook ma?" Queen asked foolishly but Miss Chioma didn't detect that she was only messing around with her.
"Your English Language textbook of course" She replied politely.
After thirty minutes of her explaining vowel sounds to us, she decided to end the class by telling us to ask whatever questions that may be bothering us which I think was probably the worst mistake of her life.
Funsho raised up his hand to ask a question and the class started snickering because we all know what he was up to, he never asks questions in class and I mean never!
"Yes, uhm-Funsho, right?"
"Yes ma. I'm sorry about this question ma'am but it bothers me so much even though it's not related to any topic in English language at all but I really want to satisfy my curiosity so please ma, promise not to get angry ma" Funsho said like a responsible person.
He was trapping the poor lady and she'll probably take the bait.
"Oh, no problem. Ask whatever questions you have" she responded sweetly.
"Thank you ma. So uhm... are all of these things real?" Funsho asked using his hands to demonstrate the boobs and butt as 'things'.
"Uhm, what things?" Miss Chioma asked acting dumb even though she definitely knew what he meant.
The whole class laughed including Miss Chioma even though she was quite embarrassed.
"That's funny, Funsho, very funny! Uhm... Good day please" she said as she hurried out of the classroom making all her
endowment jiggle even more.
We all bursted into another fit of laughter as soon as she left.
Oh God! Please, forgive RPHS S.S.2 science students for they do not know what they are doing.
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