Kaya it's now official - all my nightmares have come to life. Literally. Of all the shitty things that have happened so far, this is leading the charts. No, this is shitty on a whole new level, it’s a new league of shittiness. I pause at the doorframe and she turns. Smiling. “Hi. You were Kaya, right?” “Still am. Yeah, hi. “ Lana’s hair is made into a fancy hairstyle and she is wearing heels and cool fit jeans. This time her long nails are painted in a nude colour that matches her overall outfit. I don't know when she had the time to visit her manicurist. “You know each other?” The girl- I am assuming this is my new roommate - asks and Lana beams at her. “Yeah, we met the other night. She’s Parker’s girlfriend.” “What?” me and my future roommate exclaim together. “His girl

