"How do you guys normally do this?" Mark asked. "Does Ron direct us or do we just do our thing and he points the camera this way?" I had never seen Mark so animated. He was beside himself with excitement; fidgeting like a kid who needed to pee so badly he could hardly hold it. "Ronnie directs us," Maryanne said, matter-of-factly, ending any discussion. And just like that I was directing my own f**k video. I decided to make the most of it. "Okay," I said, taking charge as I watched Maryanne stifle a smile. "We want this to be realistic so I need to know what you two usually do." When Mark gave me an uncomprehending look, I continued. "What kinds of foreplay do you guys engage in? Fellatio, c*********s?" I asked, using the terms my sister had taught me. "Jesus Christ!" Mark exclaims. "We'

