"So I couldn't bring the real thing, but..." he opened the cooler and brought out two bottles of piña colada cocktails. "I guess these are the next best thing." He popped off each top and handed me one of the bottles. "Cheers," I said and clanged my bottle against his. I took a small sip. "This is so good." Professor Hunter started coughing. "Ugh! It's disgusting." "What? It's delicious." "It tastes like the lovechild of a coconut and a bottle of Nyquil." I started laughing. "You can have mine too. I brought backup for myself," he said, handing me his bottle and replacing it with a bottle of beer. "So piña coladas and getting caught in the rain aren't your thing?" "I'm all about getting caught in the rain. But I prefer scotch." "I like how sophisticated you are." "Penny, nothin

