I passed Clark in the hallway on the way back to my new desk. “What’s with the face?” he whispered.
I grabbed at said face. “What? It’s new. Something sliding off that shouldn’t be?”
He tilted his head in a way that seemed like he was thinking I had possibly lost it. FYI, I had, no possibly about it. “Chaz the Azz showed me his boner, kissed my cheek, and arranged for a date tonight.” I whispered all of this. At least, I hoped I did. I was still getting accustomed to my soul’s new digs.
Clark scratched his head. “I got a welcome pamphlet and a key to the server room. Maybe I get the rest of it this afternoon.” He leaned in. “You’re not kidding, are you?”
I shook my head. “There’s a bright side.”
“Guy had a big d**k and gave good cheek-kisses?”
I nodded. “Two bright sides.” I pulled h
