My 40th Birthday is something I will never forget. It fell on a Saturday, so I had the whole weekend for celebration. However, it didn't turn out that way. I ended up getting my throat and mouth f****d by some d***s the whole time. Let me explain.
I'm just your average white guy, nothing special. Average height, average weight, average looks, not a gangster, but not a nerd either. I'm married with children, and I work and live in Fort Collins, Colorado, doing the everyday stuff that people do. I fish and camp in the summer and snowboard in the winter. My 40th birthday was last January, and I wanted that Birthday to be the one to remember. My best friend is working at one of the resorts up in the high country, so I decided to go stay with him and Board my ass off.
Since my Birthday fell o
