I’m sorry about that. I shouldn’t have just barged in like that, but while you’re here why don’t I tell you about myself? My name is Clement Cantu. I’m a boy, I’m in 9th grade and I have the most annoying sister in the world, Sarah. My dad left me and my mom when I was 5 years old. I still visit him every summer in Missouri. I like sushi, programing, math, and video games. But other than that, everything is fine, except for… Nevermind about that.
Anyways, I go to Columbus High school, named after our founder, Christopherson Columbus. Now don't get him confused with Christopher Columbus, because they are two completely different people.
Sorry, I get off task easily. But anyway, that is basically my life in a nutshell for you, so let's get back to what's happening.
So, the next day, I was heading to Mr. Henry's class and I saw the school karen, Susana Antheny. And just so you know, she rides my bus so she knows where I live, but anyway, I see her and I just try to mind my own business when all of a sudden she comes up to me, pins me to the wall and says, "Why do YOU have a class with MY cousin!?"
When I responded with, "First of all, who is your cousin? Second of all, maybe she was so scared of you and chose my class instead of yours."
Which, by the way, you can't choose whose class you're in.
Then she responded with, "Rosemarie McAllister, and NO she is NEVER scared of ME!"
"Ooooooohhh her, and by the way, you should probably get some breath mints because, pee u, your breath can kill."
Then she stormed off and got sent to the principal's office after getting caught yelling in the halls.