Jonah didn’t think that it would ever end. Eva played her part so well, and Nemesis ate it up, too, but Jonah could see through all of these phony people. By the time their collective returned to Eva’s condo, Eva had been offered four-holiday specials and three other black-tie events for Grave Messages, Nemesis had gotten five offers to jump ship despite having just signed her deal with Theia Music Group, Reena had been told she’d be the next Michelle Rodriguez, and Cyrus, Terrence, and Jonah had been offered bodyguard gigs from some pop princess outfit from the early 2000s about to embark on a reunion tour. The lead singer even promised them that they’d make somewhere in the zone of $3500 a week during the duration. Starla St. Jove cried that a lawsuit would come Theia’s way by morning,

