Chapter 4
Aladden
This morning, I had an awesome workout at practice and am feeling very good about myself. I pop a few pills and they make me feel right as rain. There isn’t a storm cloud in sight, until there is and she rains down with sharp objects.
“Hey, pretty girl.” I think maybe charm might work on her, because obviously, the hate comments aren’t winning me any favors.
“Don’t bother, find another pond to put your fishing pole in, buddy.” Alaska is making this mighty difficult for me.
“Oh I was just trying to be nice. I mean, you probably don’t get a lot of compliments since you ride the bus like an unloved elementary kid.” I guess the friendly thing lasted two seconds; new record though.
“The bus is cheap. Not everybody can con people with our attractions, some of us need to k
