So when Melanie now asks me if I'm better, I can't let her down. "Yes," I tell him. "I'm great."
"Okay." She claps her hands and pulls out her phone. She shoots a text. “There's a guy going tonight, a friend of my friend Trevor. I think you'll like it.
"Oh no. I don't think so."
"You just said you're over the dutch asshole."
"Am."
She looks at me. “The first three months of college are the most action you are supposed to have in your life. Have you blinked a guy?
“Most of the time I have kept my eyes closed during all the wild orgies.”
"Say ah! Nice try. You forget I know you better than anyone. I bet you haven't even kissed anyone."
I scoop out the weird insides of the spring roll and wipe off the excess fat on a paper napkin. "So?"
“So the boy I want you to meet tonight. He's mu
