The Culinary Master
288 Words
As they arrived their hideout,Porsche announced,''I'm going to cook us a feast fit for kings! Or in this case, Escape Artists!''
Phoenix raised an eyebrow.''You're going to cook?That's a first.I didn't know you could even boil water, Porsche.''
Porsche grinned, ''Hey,I've got skills! I've watched all the cooking videos on YouTube.I'm basically a culinary mastermind now.''
Asher and Zero exchanged a skeptical look, but Porsche was undeterred. He began rummaging through the kitchen, pulling out pots and pans and ingredients with a flourish.
Twenty minutes later, the kitchen was filled with smoke and the smell of burnt food.Porsche coughed, waving a towel around.
''Ah, maybe, I need a little more practice....or a fire extinguisher.''
Zero,Asher and Phoenix chuckled.
''Let me cook for you!'' Phoenix gave an offer.
''You will cook for me?'' Porsche was dying with wonder.
Zero and Asher also exchange a suspicious look.
Phoenix chuckled at their expressions and took over, expertly chopping vegetables and sautéing meat.
''Let me show you how it's done,Porsche.And by ''How it's done, I mean 'How not to set off the fire alarm.''
Porsche watched in amazement as Phoenix whipped up a delicious stir-fry.''Wow,bro,you're a culinary ninja! I didn't know you had such skills.''
Phoenix grinned.''It's all about the skills,Porsche. And a little but of patience which you dearly lack, my boy.''
Porsche sighed, laughing.
''I guess, I need to stick to my day job: hacking and dancing. And by dancing, I mean 'flailing around like a crazy person'.''
Phoenix chuckled.''Leave the cooking to me, bro. I will be always at your service. And the dancing and the hacking. Actually, just stick to being your awesome self, Porsche.''
Porsche grinned, ''Aww, thanks, Phoenix.You're the best partner a guy could ask for.''
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