The Brittney’s

The dance

Damien: hey Elizabeth, would you wanna go to the dance with me?

Brittney Sanchez: don’t ask that ugly girl out, she’ll totally ruin your night, if she’s too ugly for you, just stab her

Brittney, Sanchez: same here, she is so ugly to the point where I just don’t want her to be existing, and I’m so mad that she literally woke up from a coma about like two days ago and then had to take a day off from school, and literally had to you know Come back today, that is just insane

Damien: the only person that is insane right now is you Brittney

Elizabeth: Damien, take these girls to Mr. Velasquez

Rebecca: hey Damien, I’m glad you asked my Besty out, she told me she had a crush on you

Damien: I know Rebecca, but I will not cheat on her until she dies, which will hopefully be in like 90 something years, but she lives till her late 70s early 80s, that’s fine, I get that you’re too old to live if you reach like your mid 80s, and then your health starts to decline

Mr. Velasquez: well, look, who just arrived back to school, I am so glad you came, add, make those girls run essay, now that I have to wear thorn crowns

Rebecca: Megan, Elizabeth, let’s go, I am so happy that we got asked by three different guys, well, those girls will be so lonely, they might even result of self harm

Amber: hi! You must be Elizabeth, I’m Amber, Rebecca, and Megan’s friend

Elizabeth Cullen are going to be joining this group?

Amber: of course I am, why wouldn’t I want to be with some amazing person like you

Ms. Carson: Brittney Stanford

Ms. Carson Brittney boom

Ms. Carson: Brittney Sanchez

Ms. Carson: Brittney sanders

Ms. Carson: Brittney Thorton

The Brittney’s: we’re sorry we’re late is Carson

Ms. Carson: Mr. Velasquez, put them in straitjackets, filled with fire ants and parasites

Mr. Velasquez: I’ll do that for you, Ms. Carson

Brittney Christiansen: what is happening? I’m itching bad.

Ms. Carson: we don’t care

Carol: Elizabeth, who are the mean girls at your school?

Elizabeth: they’re all named Brittney

Carol: who asked you to the dance?

Elizabeth: Damien

Carol: he seems like a pretty nice guy, and what did you tell?

Elizabeth: he can cheat on me, whenever I am dead, which will be in about 80 years, so as long as I’m living, he will love me

Carol: I’m sure you’re going to be a great guardian angel

Elizabeth: Mom, that won’t be until I don’t know 2103

Carol: so that will be in the 22nd century, I hope you live that long of a life, cause I don’t want him cheating on you earlier

Jamonica: did you know that Damien was on the football team when I was in school, now I had to drop out because of my health issues

Elizabeth, Cullen, Jamonica, how do you know Damien?

Jamonica: I told you, he was on the football team, he was hot, but I didn’t have a crush on him, plus I didn’t wanna be too afraid to you know be myself, but then I collapsed, and they said, for my safety is that we will people won’t panic, I have to drop out of school , and I have to be home, schooled, and I have to see nurses every single day

Elizabeth: Jamonica, do you know Brittney Boone?

Jamonica: yes, she is Damien’s ex

Damian Colon I might make my own version of kill Bill by SZA and make it kill bridge because my ex named Brittney is the most evilest person ever, I’m glad she’s in that straight jacket with fire ants in parasites

Carol: Jamonica, what are you doing here?

Jamonica: Ms. Carol, I just had that song Elizabeth about what Damian used to do, she liked that, and by the way, this is, my friend, her name is Ashley Clayton

Ashley: hi! I’m Ashley Clayton, I visit Jamonica every day because if she can’t go to school, I can’t go to school that’s how it’s supposed to be for us

Elizabeth: hi, Ashley, it’s nice to meet you, do you know Brittney Purvis?

Ashley: yes, I do know her, she is my boyfriend, Jonathan’s ex, she’s really evil, she has a reputation for murdering students, I hope she gets charged

Ashley: now, let any of your friends know about it

Elizabeth: well, we are trying to make her change, our school has a guillotine, master, and he takes the lives of students who are bad, like you do not want to miss, behave unless you want your soul taken

Carol: Ashley, you know these mean girls

Ashley: Miss Carol, I know the girl named Brittney Purvis, she is extremely evil, at my old school, she had a reputation for murdering students in front of everyone

Carol: I hope she gets caught

Ashley: I know, let’s hope that happens, and if she doesn’t, then, homeschool your daughter

At the dance

Damien: you look so beautiful today, Elizabeth

Brittney Boone: why are you dating that girl, she’s so ugly

Everyone in the school: look at the little miss judge mental’s, they shouldn’t be dating

The Brittney’s: you take that back

Damien: we’re not gonna take that back, unless you change your attitude about peoples appearance, you don’t wanna have to have anything else happened to you

The day after the dance

Carol: what happened at the dance?

Elizabeth: the Brittney’s were trying to be like my friend, Rebecca, but I still up to them, even the whole school called them little miss judge mental’s

Carol: it’s what they get for judging you, they need to get their souls taken, do you think so?

Elizabeth: yes, I think they should have their souls taken, at the school, getting your lives eaten it’s like being expelled

Carol: it is like being expelled, I hope those girls get it, I don’t want anything bad happening to you, and those girls don’t need a funeral

Brittney Sanders: Miss Carol, why are you talking about us behind our back, I thought you liked us

Carol: that was all just a façade, I never liked you, I hope the principal is your souls, you are nothing but evil and judgmental, you deserve to be called Little Miss judgmental because of what you said at the dance

Brittney Sanchez: I will ask Mr. Velasquez to put you and your daughter under the guillotine so that way I can eat you

Rebecca: you guys are s******c monsters, you really hate those that are ugly, do you want them to be executed, do you wanna frame them for murder, even though they didn’t commit one!

Jamonica: yeah, and Brittney Boone, I hope your parents lose all their money, so that way you can end up being a homeless bum on the street

Teresa: yeah, that would ruin your reputation, to the point where it just is too unbearably sad for you to live, you would end up, going into a midlife crisis early, and your parents will be so and dad a little have to play squid game, and if they do end up playing squid game, I hope they lose cause I don’t want you guys getting money, the money goes to the good not bad bad

Brittney Smith: I am one of the Brittney’s, but I’m not a mean, girl, I hate what they’re doing, I am a Christian girl of God, and I know what they’re doing is wrong, I even try to tell them

Brittney Boone: so you’re even nice to the ugly girls?

Brittney Smith: yes, and I hope the rest of you guys go to squid game, so that way you will never ever get your money back, I hope those guards make you break the cookie in the honeycomb game, I hope you run at a red light , I hope you step on the wrong steppingstone, I hope you lose all those games

Brittney, Purvis: I hate you, Brittney, do you like the ugly girls, and we don’t, if you don’t want to be in squid game, that stuff is for losers

Brittney Smith: Brittney Boone, I want you to stop, or else all of you are going to squid game, my dad is the owner of the company, he will make it to the point where you won’t get the money, he’s the new owner, and he’ll only allow the bad people to join squid game, “as punishment, and the person who loses, it happens to them, they won’t be able to see their family again, and then their family, if their family strongly hates them, and despises, but they are doing, then that family will be at peace

Brittney Miller: yeah, we are not going to stand for this anymore

Elizabeth: I thought you guys were mean as well

Carol: these to Brittney‘s I like

All of the group will have their money stolen, I will tell the police to take it away and give it to the two kinder Brittney’s

Officers, Stanton: I will do that, thanks for letting me know Ms. Wheeler

Jamonica: I’m glad that Brittney Smith and Brittney Miller are nice, they were my best friends like Ashley, even though they were popular, even more popular than me, they still wanted to be friends with me, because they hated that I was alone and that I was only with Ashley, I like having the three friends that I have, even though they, you know, go to your school

Elizabeth: I know, I’m glad they’re here, too, I’m so glad you finally had the courage to stand up to my nemesis is in that group, there’s so sadistic

Brittney, Sanchez: well, looks like our two members that are nice and get to be with ugly girls as well, we don’t like that, we will totally dismember them

Brittany Miller: Dad, I have a few new players that should join squid game

Jack: who is that?

Brittney Miller: we are part of a squad called the Brittney’s, and most of them are so mean, but luckily, Brittney Smith and I are the nicer ones, I even told him that you won squid game

Carol: Jack, I am so thankful to have you cleansing our town of evil students and other horrible people

Jack: Carol, I feel blessed to know about you as well, and my classify you as top squid game guard along with Mr. Velasquez at my daughter’s school

Heather: now leave Brittney’s, or else my husband will totally take you to squid game forever

Amelia: I am so glad you finally escaped those evil people called Brittney’s, unless you’re talking about Brittney Smith and Brittney Miller

Brittney Smith: we started our new clan, they’re gonna be called the Brittney’s, but we’re gonna be called the kind to Brittney’s, we’re even going to be helping take care of our planet, because Brittney Weatherly, she is such a huge nature fanatic A like no one knew why she was such a big fan of nature, she’d even make bottles out of steel for everyone so that way we won’t have to litter

Brittney Weatherly: Brittney Hamilton is all about the health of others, she believes that good health leads to a good life

Brittney, Hamilton: Brittney Jones is another one of us, she believes that kindness is key

Brittney Jones: Brittney Andrews is the most amazing person, she believes if you cheer someone up, you’re going to have lifelong friends

Brittney Andrews: Brittney MacCachren believes good people good life

Brittney MacCachren: Brittney Russell believes that every step forward leads to a step into the future

Brittney Russell: Brittney Perez believes that you have to be a good person in order to get a good future, that means no bullying people

Brittney Perez: Brittney Eldridge believes that bullies don’t get money bullies become bums on the street