Part 1
I'm in a very unpleasant situation.
My father and mother are together, and when I say together, I mean in the same breathing space.
Oh why?
Why did I have to witness such unnatural phenomena?
I just returned from a three day travel since the teleportation limit of my fellow friends (?) can only reach a certain set distance.
And what greeted me upon my return was... this?
Okay, I'll need some bleach.
No.
Wait.
Is that blood?
Did she just bite him?
Oho!
What the heck is going on?
My father covered his face in surprise and I've never seen him so bewildered before.
My mother had a furious expression.
Wow, she must be very angry to be so red.
This is so confusing...
By the time they noticed me I was already out the door.
I heard them calling and shouting for me to go
