*Alpha King Rohan* “We attack at dawn!” I bellow. I hold my hand up in the air dramatically, making a fist. My head is aloft, eyes focused on the sky to ensure that the Moon Goddess herself has heard my war cry. And no one says anything. I lower my hand and look around, and I’m alone in the room. What the f**k? “Kurt!” This time it’s more of a scream than a bellow. He’s out of breath by the time he gets here. How the f**k far away was he? “What is it, Your Majesty?” he says between pants. I put my hand on my hip. “I’ve just declared war, you i***t! My presentation was impeccable, and now I have to do it again! What kind of a Beta misses it when his Alpha King declares war because he’s off twiddling his thumbs?” He takes a few more breaths as if he’s trying to find an answer f

