Colt had a few days off and went to visit his best friend, Slade. Candy, his wife, answered the door.
“What’s up, sexy beast?”
“Not much, Sprinkles. You look prettier every time I see you. How is my little niece or nephew doing?” Colt leaned over and hugged her hugely pregnant belly.
“Kicking the s**t out of my bladder. A little over a month and we will get to meet my little one. I can’t wait. Doctors say I’m doing better and expect the birth to go fine.”
“Are you sure you don’t want to run away with me? There’s still time.”
“Nah. You’re too hot to handle.”
Colt winked at her. “Damn right. Where’s jungle d**k?”
“Slade’s in the living room. I’m going to the gym for pregnancy yoga. It’s supposed to help with the labor. I’ll bring back dinner.”
Entering the house, he saw his friend ly
