Ollie knew exactly who she was talking about.
“But we've already taken the Professor down to the lab,” said the half vampire. “And not to be indelicate, he was about as much use as a season ticket for Skullenia United.” (An ill-fated football team that had only lasted one season. Well, one game to be precise. They'd gotten into the changing room and proceeded to slaughter each other without even seeing a ball. All that was left was a boot, a torn shirt, a couple of toes, and a knife and fork)
“When he's caught on the hop I would entirely agree with you,” said the witch, knowing full well that Crumble needed at least a fortnights notice before making a cup of tea. “But if you acquaint him with all the relevant facts and let him think about it for a while, there's a very good chance that h
