Extract from the Skullenian TimesJOB ADVERTS Mortician required at the Glans Forensic Institute. No experience necessary but must be able to work to tight deadlines. Mr. Underdown, Fibulas long serving grave digger is retiring, leaving an opening. If you think you can fill it, send your CV to Third grave from the left, The Cemetery, Fibula (own spade preferred). LOST AND FOUND Hector Lozenge, town cleaner and drunk has gone missing again. If found please return to The Bolt and Jugular. His beer is getting warm. Found. One cat, no collar, madder than a Viking with a personality disorder. If you can offer him a home, and the horse that he's attached to, contact the editorial team. FEATURE BY EXCALIBUR CROSS In the first of our celebrity interviews we were honoured to be invited to the

