Kilo placed the covered cranium onto the table. He then shifted uneasily on the balls of his feet and pulled a, 'There's something I haven't mentioned yet,' sort of a face.
“There's something I haven't mentioned yet,” he said.
“What's that?” said Ollie.
“She's…how can I put it…not that attractive.”
By now everyone was stood around the table awaiting the big reveal. They weren't that worried. There were some hideous creatures in town, and Ollie and the boys had seen a picture of Katie Hopkins on the darknet so they were pretty much ready for anything.
“Ready everyone?” said Kilo.
“Ready,” they said.
He whipped off the towel and revealed the head lying beneath it.
Contrary to the previous statement, they weren't ready for anything.
“Oh my,” said Crumble.
“Good Lord,” said Mandrake.
