I lost my job.
My name is Lin Xiaonuan. I used to be a small supervisor in a restaurant in Xianghai Town.
On weekdays, my main job was to massage the shoulders and legs of the boss's wife and chat with her about life and dreams.
The boss's wife was a beautiful young woman in her early thirties. She was very satisfied with my work attitude, and my salary was quite good. I was just about to get a promotion, a raise, become the general manager, and even flirt with the boss's wife when I was beaten up by the boss and fired just because I gave the boss's wife a hug.
Hehe, was it really necessary to hit me just for a hug? Is a princess carry really that excessive?
The boss had some influence in Xianghai Town. Offending the boss meant that I, a nobody without any educational background, was basically asking for trouble. Fortunately, a phone call from Yu Xiaopang saved me.
Yu Xiaopang is my landlord. He is studying in City A. A few years ago when housing prices hadn't skyrocketed yet, his parents had the foresight to buy this house. Maybe it's because we are about the same age, but Xiaopang is my only friend in Xianghai Town.
"Brother Huolu, I heard you lost your job."
When we first met, Yu Xiaopang would still call me by my full name.
Once, when I was on a bus with him during the rush hour after work, it was crowded. Standing face to face and pressed closely against me was a beautiful woman wearing sunglasses. Her breasts were almost popping out, and it was hard to look directly at them.
At that moment, my heart started racing and I was completely flustered. My nosebleed gushed down and stained the front of her dress red. The woman got furious and immediately gave me a kick in the crotch.
For the next two whole days, it hurt so much that I didn't even dare to stand up to pee.
I still don't dare to recall this incident a second time. Every time I think of that kick in the crotch, I always feel a chill in my crotch.
The bus incident was recorded by Xiaopang and uploaded online. He even gave it a name, "Brother Huolu". The scene of my nosebleed spraying wildly and flowing onto the woman's chest was pushed directly to the front page of the video website, and the title of "Brother Huolu" became famous overnight.
Accidentally, I also became one of those various "brothers" on the Internet.
Seeing that I was down in the dumps, Xiaopang comforted me, "Brother Huolu, don't be too sad. It's not really your fault. Although that boss's wife is beautiful, she is after all someone else's wife. I know you have a thing for that type. There's a coffee shop near my university that's hiring these days. The boss is quite familiar with me. I've already talked to him for you. Come and work here at my university. You'll also have the chance to meet some beautiful girls on campus and solve your problem of being a single dog. After all, they are college girls, which is quite an attractive selling point."
Damn it, what does he mean by "an attractive selling point"?
Xiaopang was trying to solve my two major problems directly.
Being poor and being a single dog.
Anyway, I couldn't stay in Xianghai Town any longer, so I made up my mind.
"Brother Huolu, I have one more thing to ask you."
"Go ahead."
"Did you really sleep with that boss's wife?"
"Get lost!"
At least my next stage of life was settled. Isn't the purpose of living just to have something to eat? I'm a single dog, and when I'm full, the whole family is full.
The next morning, I quickly picked up my backpack and said goodbye to the house where I had lived for nearly two years. When I arrived at the university gate, it was just noon. The sun was shining brightly. Although the April sun was warm, it couldn't stop the approaching summer.
This is the season that men like the most.
At this moment, I was sitting by the roadside, enjoying the scenery in front of me without any restraint.
Short skirts, low-cut tops, long legs, curvy hips, black stockings, and high heels. Only at the university gate could you see so many graceful figures all at once. The only place that could compare to this scene was probably the red-light district.
For a while, I was dazzled by the sight. Occasionally, when the breeze blew, the scenery under the skirts was completely exposed, and there was no way to avoid it.
So, summer is the season with the most rascals. Because in summer, just opening your eyes can be considered being a rascal.
I casually lit a cigarette and continued being a rascal.
Against the gentle breeze, the back view of a black skirt suddenly caught my eye. The long legs under the skirt were fair, slender, and flawless. The nearly ten-centimeter high heels on her feet were both sexy and alluring. I couldn't help but swallow. The surrounding scenery was clearly not on the same level anymore. Just these two long legs exuded an aura that could make a man commit a crime.
After the black skirt appeared, my eyes never left it. The edge of the skirt fluttered slightly in the wind, and the scenery under the skirt was faintly visible.
I quickly covered my nose with my hand. Facing the sudden exposure of the scenery, my nosebleed was about to gush out uncontrollably, but my gaze remained firm.
I'm a single, poor loser. I don't even dare to hope for anything to do with girls anymore. It shouldn't be too much to just take a look, right? You're wearing so little. The fact that I haven't committed a crime means that my self-control is strong.
Just as I was staring intently, the black skirt turned around and took light steps.
The pair of jade legs swung lightly, fair and flawless, slender!
The pair of high heels clicked rhythmically, pleasant to the ear!
The scenery under the skirt was getting closer and closer to me, and a lewd smile unconsciously crept onto my face.
The long legs were getting closer and closer. When they were less than half a meter in front of me, they suddenly stopped.
Huh? Why didn't they keep going?
I was shocked in my heart. I sat up with a start, and the fingers holding the cigarette were trembling a little.
Damn it! Was I caught?
I tremblingly raised my head to look at the owner of the black skirt. As a result, this one look made my heart rate suddenly accelerate.
Under a thick head of hair was a pretty face full of frost. Her big eyes were extremely lively, clear as water, but with anger. Her nose was high and small, and her cherry lips were slightly bitten. Coupled with the flush on her face, the two mounds on her chest were rising and falling, and the buttons seemed about to burst.
I quickly averted my lewd gaze and didn't dare to look at this face that could make a man commit a crime anymore.
"Have you seen enough, you stinking rascal!"
The beautiful woman shouted loudly, and I shuddered in fright, and the cigarette fell out of my hand.
"No... not yet."
"What!"
Damn it! I was so nervous that I couldn't even speak properly. I slapped myself hard in my heart.
The beautiful woman was really angry at my words. Her eyes were almost spitting fire. I immediately calmed myself down.
"Miss, don't misunderstand. I just got off the bus and was sitting here resting while waiting for someone. My friend will be here soon. I was looking in your direction to see if he had arrived, not looking at..."
Before I could finish my sentence, the beautiful woman raised her arm and punched me in the face. The punch was so sudden that I was completely unprepared and was knocked down directly.
Damn it! Even if you want to hit me for being a rascal, it should be a slap, right? What kind of move is this punch in the face?
"Why did you hit me? Are you crazy?" I was a bit aggrieved after being hit. I was expecting a slap, but it turned into a fist.
As soon as I said this, the beautiful woman's anger flared up even more. She pointed at me and scolded, "You stinking rascal! Just now your head was almost on the ground, and you still say you weren't looking at me!"
Only then did I remember that just now, in order to take a look, my posture was indeed a bit lewd. But those were all subconscious actions, and it was only for a few seconds. Although she discovered me, there were so many people coming and going, and there were no shortage of girls in short skirts. Why did she react so violently and even punched me?
Looking at the angry pretty face in front of me, I kind of understood. Nowadays, girls who are a bit good-looking will put on the air of a cold and aloof goddess. If a loser like me takes a look at them, they'll give us a sarcastic look. What's more, this high-quality beautiful woman in front of me is at least a department flower level in the school. There must be no shortage of suitors, both openly and secretly, around her. She must have a lot of pride and wildness in her bones. So when I, a loser, peeked at her, she chose to "sarcasm" me with a fist.
After figuring out her proud and wild personality, I chuckled to myself in my heart. Today, I'll really be a rascal to the end.
"I've been sitting on the bus for a whole morning. I'm tired and sitting here to rest, stretching my neck, and by the way, looking to see if my friend has arrived. How can you be sure that I was looking at you? Don't think that just because you're beautiful, you can be so self-righteous. I've seen many more beautiful women than you." I stood up, raising my eyebrows as I looked at her.
"You still dare to argue!" The beautiful woman was completely enraged by me and raised her arm to hit me again.
That's exactly the effect I wanted, to enrage her.
Peeking at her and then still arguing after being discovered had already made her very angry. And then with a final jab, mocking her appearance. A beautiful woman is always most confident about her appearance. How could she accept my attitude of taking advantage and then criticizing her looks?
From the very beginning, our argument had attracted the attention of some passers-by. Now that she was waving her fist to hit me, it attracted even more onlookers. This was the university gate, and those passing by were all college students. They were always curious about the quarrels between young men and women. What's more, the female lead was a beautiful woman, which was enough to draw everyone's attention.
I crouched on the ground like a punching bag, not saying a word, letting the beautiful woman's fists rain down on me, only using my arms to protect my head. As the quarrel escalated into a "violent incident", more and more college students came to watch. They all looked at this angry and frequently violent beautiful woman with curiosity.
Even if you are cold and aloof and proud, facing so many onlookers, you will still feel a bit embarrassed. After hitting me for so long and seeing that I didn't resist, the beautiful woman's anger subsided a bit. She said to me, "Still dare not admit it? If you know you're wrong, apologize to me immediately. I'll let you go this time."
Yo, her anger has subsided, but her pride hasn't diminished. Just now, I saw you hitting quite hard. There was no sign of letting me go. If it weren't for my cleverness in attracting enough onlookers, would you have stopped so easily?
Hehe, you want to stop, but I don't agree.
I suddenly hugged the beautiful woman's long legs, knelt on the ground, and said with a sad face, "Honey, I know I'm wrong. I rushed back last night just to ask for your forgiveness. I know that not being able to be by your side makes you sad. If you're still angry, just keep hitting me. Please don't break up with me."
The show must start early. If you don't play by the rules when hitting me, then I won't play by the rules either. Since the onlookers want to watch the fun and listen to a story, I'll give them a story.
The beautiful woman was startled by my sudden move, staring at me with wide eyes, looking shocked. Her small hands were flusteredly pushing me.
"You! You're talking nonsense! You stinking rascal, get up quickly and don't hug me!"
"Yes, I'm a rascal. Once you told me that the beginning of a great love always starts with one person being a rascal first. I was too stupid before and didn't understand this sentence. I didn't cherish you well. Now let me be your rascal." After saying that, I looked at her affectionately.
This romantic and somewhat literary confession caused a murmur among the people around.
"Isn't this the senior sister? So she has a boyfriend."
"Yes, her boyfriend looks quite honest. Why is the senior sister so fierce to him?"
The people always support the weaker side. I'm already fair-skinned and a literary loser, looking like a frail scholar. Now that I'm being beaten and kneeling down to beg my "girlfriend", I've already won the favor of the audience. Well, I'll give myself a full mark for this performance.
"Who is your girlfriend! You quickly let go, I want to go!" The beautiful woman's tone softened a bit because quite a few people among the onlookers recognized her. Obviously, she didn't want to be misinterpreted again.
Such a beautiful woman must be the center of attention in the school. It's not strange that someone recognized her.
I looked up at this pretty face, with shame and a bit of panic in it. Now the initiative is in my hands. Can you just leave when you want to?
"Where are you going? Are you going to see him again? Is it because of him that you ignore me!"
My this sentence caused quite a stir.
"I heard that the guy from the Management Department is chasing the senior sister. Is it really true?"
"I heard he's a handsome guy too."
Hehe, I just said it casually. It's normal for a beautiful woman to have people chasing her. And there really are people to take the blame.
Seeing that the beautiful woman was about to get angry again, I stood up and hugged her tightly, not giving her any chance to react or struggle. I clasped my hands tightly and whispered in her ear, "Do you want to leave right away?"
"Asshole! What do you want to do!" She was still pushing me hard with her hands.
This hug also stirred up the emotions of the onlookers. Those who watch the fun are never afraid of too much trouble.
"If you want to leave, listen to me. I'll carry you out of the crowd in a while. Cooperate well and finish this act."
"Get lost! I don't need you to tell me how to leave." After saying that, the beautiful woman pinched my arm with her hand. I endured the pain and didn't cry out.
"Do you believe I'll kiss you right in front of everyone now? No one will think I'm being a rascal. You don't need me to tell you which option to choose." I threatened.
The audience only saw a quarrel between a young couple. She had no choice.
"You're shameless! Ah~"
Before she could finish, I immediately picked her up in a princess carry. I didn't give her a chance to think.
A standard princess carry, and the beautiful woman's face instantly turned red up to her neck. She covered her face with her hands.
The beautiful woman punched me in the chest and whispered, "Hurry up! You rascal!"