The plan
In the illegal lab where I was being held captive were tested products to improve animals’ life, but especially beauty treatments destined to improve their appearance. So, like the other forced guests, I was used as a lab rat to test herb toothpastes, cosmetics, nail polishes, dresses and God knows what else. One time they even got me worse than the rabbit, they dyed me blond with night blue stripes, also I always had mascara on my eyes! The chimpanzee, victim of a definitive waxing treatment, was pink like a newborn baby. They had grafted a shell in carbon fibre ultra light gold plated on the turtle, now she ran like a rocket but her age couldn’t be calculated anymore because she didn’t have the diamonds on her back anymore. Also, with a good facelift, they had removed all those
