Chapter 27: Weather RadioWe were rather indisposed when the NOAA weather radio on my dresser suddenly went off late that night. It has a loud, distinctive blare that is not to be ignored, no matter what you’re doing, even if it involves getting your groove back when you’re buck naked and sticking it to your new boyfriend for the second time as though you might never have s*x again. My business slid out of Jackson Ledbetter and I hurriedly got off the bed and threw on a pair of boxers. “What is it?” he asked. I didn’t answer. I went to the dresser and hit the speaker button on the radio. “…a tornado warning has been issued for the following counties in Northeast Mississippi…” From experience, I knew the radio wouldn’t go off unless we were in the warning area. A warning advisory is a

