Chapter 31: What Are You Wearing?Noah popped Monsters Inc. into the DVD player as soon as we got home, and I fished out my phone and called Jackson Ledbetter.
“How do you feel about nude camping?” I asked straight off.
“As in camping while nude?”
“Something like that.”
“I’ll try anything once.”
“Good boy.”
“When you would like to go?”
“We usually go Friday afternoon, head out to Mama’s house, take the horses.”
“Horses?”
“Those things with long legs and big teeth. You can ride them and stuff.”
“I know what horses are!”
“You off this weekend?”
“I get off Friday at noon. I can get my stuff and meet you at your house. I don’t have to be back to work till early Monday morning.”
“We’ll get you back in time.”
“Good deal. Who’s we?”
“Me and the cheese-eater. We love camping. We’ll d
