From the moment Anthony left to the moment I managed to get the two babies strapped into the stroller and the group of us headed down the driveway was pure insane chaos.
When the social worker closed the door, Zayden woke. Within a heartbeat, his whimpers woke Alicia. Only, she went from zero to ten in a nanosecond. Out of self-preservation, I picked her up first. After I changed her diaper, I put her in the playpen and turned to Zayden.
She howled her displeasure.
I got him clean and put him in the playpen.
He grabbed the yellow bear, but fortunately this time Alicia wanted the pink dinosaur.
After preparing bottles, I tried to feed them.
I had this image of me sitting on the couch, a baby placidly resting in each arm, and us having a quiet moment while they ate.
Holy f**k, was tha
