Mary sat at her desk, her computer screen glaring back at her with an overwhelming mix of profiles. She scrolled through the dating site she’d impulsively signed up for the night before, her lips pressed into a thin line. Each new face seemed worse than the last: bad photos, generic bios, and questionable "hobbies." Her criteria—professional, discreet, convincing, safe—felt laughably unattainable in this pool of mediocrity.
With a frustrated sigh, she pushed away from her desk and rubbed her temples. “This is ridiculous,” she muttered under her breath.
A knock on her door startled her. Lily peeked in, her ever-efficient assistant holding a small tablet in one hand and a pen in the other. “Hey, just checking if you’re—” She stopped mid-sentence, noticing Mary’s scowl. “Wow. What happened?”
Mary exhaled sharply and gestured at the screen. “What happened? This,” she said, her tone cutting. “I’ve spent hours combing through profiles, and not one of these guys even meets thirty percent of my criteria.” She spun her chair toward Lily, throwing her hands up. “How is this so hard? I’m not asking for the moon here!”
Lily walked closer, crossing her arms as she peered at the screen. “Are you seriously expecting to find someone decent on that site?” she asked, arching an eyebrow.
Mary frowned. “Why not? It’s supposed to connect people, right?”
Lily snorted. “Mary, those sites are full of people who either want attention or don’t even know what they’re looking for. You’re trying to find a business-level partner, not a date for a movie night. Do you really think you’ll find someone reasonable here?”
Mary’s eyes narrowed, her tone defensive. “So, what? I should just sit around and do nothing? I don’t exactly have a lot of time, Lily.”
“I’m not saying that,” Lily replied, her voice calm but firm. “But this? This feels like a shortcut, and not a good one.”
Mary leaned forward, her tone rising. “Do you think I don’t know how ridiculous this feels? Do you think I like that I have to stoop to this? I’m doing what I have to. I’m working with the options I have!”
Lily tilted her head, her tone cutting sharper now. “And how’s that going so far? You’re frustrated, snapping at everyone, and clearly wasting time. Maybe it’s not the site that’s the problem. Maybe you’re just not willing to admit you’re looking in the wrong place.”
Mary froze, Lily’s bluntness catching her off guard. The tension in the room grew thick as her hands clenched into fists on her desk. “You have no idea what kind of pressure I’m under right now,” Mary said, her voice low and trembling. “I don’t need your commentary. I need solutions.”
“And I’m trying to help,” Lily said, her tone steady but unyielding. “But you won’t get anywhere if you keep throwing yourself into something you know isn’t going to work.”
“Enough!” Mary snapped, the word echoing through the office. She shot to her feet, pointing toward the door. “Just...leave me alone for now.”
Lily blinked, her lips pressing into a thin line. “Fine,” she said after a moment, her tone clipped. “Let me know if you need anything.” She turned and left, the soft click of the door feeling louder than it should.
As the door shut, Mary slumped back into her chair, burying her face in her hands. Lily’s words echoed in her mind, gnawing at her resolve.
“Why am I even doing this?” she whispered to herself. “A dating site? Really? Am I that desperate?” She rubbed her temples, feeling the frustration bubbling to the surface. Lily was right—it was a stupid idea. Finding a candidate for this ridiculous charade on a dating site was like trying to catch a fish in a desert.
She sighed deeply, leaning back in her chair. Maybe this is impossible, she thought. Maybe I’m setting myself up for failure.
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Hours later, after lunch, Lily walked into Mary’s office with her afternoon coffee. She placed the cup on Mary’s desk without a word, her expression neutral and her movements precise.
Mary glanced up, guilt gnawing at her. “Lily,” she said softly.
Lily stopped but didn’t turn. “Yes?”
“I’m sorry,” Mary said, her voice laced with genuine regret. “I shouldn’t have snapped at you earlier. That wasn’t fair.”
Lily turned slowly, her expression unreadable. She kept her tone neutral. “It’s fine, Mary. I remember my boundaries. I’m just your assistant, and it wasn’t my place to get involved in your personal matters. I apologize for crossing that line.”
Mary’s stomach dropped, guilt flooding her. She hadn’t expected that response. She opened her mouth, but the words caught in her throat.
Lily continued, her eyes not meeting Mary’s. “I should’ve just kept it professional. I shouldn’t have said anything.”
Mary felt a pang of remorse. The guilt sank deeper, the weight of her earlier outburst pressing down on her. She had pushed Lily away, and now her assistant was apologizing for even caring.
“Lily, no,” Mary started, her voice barely above a whisper. She stood up from her desk, her hands trembling. “I’m the one who overstepped. I shouldn’t have snapped at you like that. You were just trying to help.”
Lily met her gaze briefly, her expression softening, but she didn’t say anything.
Mary let out a breath, forcing a smile. “I’m sorry. You’ve been nothing but helpful. I didn’t mean to make you feel like you weren’t allowed to speak up.”
Lily remained silent, her lips pressed into a thin line. She took another step back, unwilling to give an inch just yet.
Mary could feel the gap between them growing wider with every second. She took a step closer, her voice pleading now. “Lily, I really am sorry. You’ve done nothing wrong, and I... I really value everything you do for me. I don’t want you to feel like I don’t appreciate you.”
Lily stayed quiet, still unwilling to budge.
Mary sighed, her shoulders slumping with guilt. She could see Lily was standing firm, and she knew she had to try something else.
“Okay, how about this?” Mary said, her voice softening, now a little embarrassed. She stepped closer, grabbing Lily’s arms gently, shaking her playfully. “I promise an ice cream date at your favorite place—no work talk, just us and our ice cream. How’s that sound?”
Lily looked at her skeptically, and Mary made a face that was part pleading, part exaggerated puppy-dog eyes. She added, “You know you can’t resist my ice cream dates. I’ll even let you pick the flavor this time, no judgment.”
Lily raised an eyebrow, clearly not ready to let go of her cool demeanor, but Mary could see the faintest twitch of a smile threatening to break through.
“Come on, you know it’ll be fun. I’m genuinely sorry. I can’t handle you being mad at me.”
There was a long pause. Finally, Lily sighed, her expression softening ever so slightly. “Alright,” she said with a smirk, “but only because I’m a sucker for ice cream.”
Mary grinned, relieved. “Deal.”
Lily shook her head, but her eyes twinkled with a playful glint. “You really do know how to manipulate me, don’t you?”
Mary smiled sheepishly. “It’s my superpower.”
Lily chuckled and, with a last look at Mary, finally stepped back toward the door, her usual warmth returning but with a hint of laughter in her tone. “I can't wait for our ice cream date!!” she sang as she left the office.
Mary watched her go, a weight lifting from her chest. As the door closed behind her, she leaned back in her chair, feeling the tension that had held her captive earlier finally dissipating. She had learned her lesson, and at least now, Lily was back on her side.