Shopper
617 Words
"Let's see. Nike, Nespresso, Sephora, I'll go there next! Here we are, Hot Topic!" Lee Felix walked enthusiastically into his favorite store. It was time to buy his monthly hoodie! He had a massive collection, more than 200. They were organized alphabetically, taking up half of his storage locker. He paused at the skirt section, admiring the soft and bright pink fabric. "I don't usually talk to strangers but you'd look great in that." Looking up in surprise, Felix makes eye contact with a beautiful man. "O-oh, thank you! Are you shopping here?" Shrugging, the man made a noncommital sound. "I like alternative clothing and a friend suggested this place. Do you come here a lot?" Felix nodded happily. After assesing the aller man's style, he grabbed his hand and pulled him down the skirt section until they got to the pants. "Hm, you're rather tall, but not too wide. Try these!" Felix handed him 3 pairs of pants, 2 t-shirts and a belt. "Wow, thanks. What's your name, pretty boy?" Blushing slightly, Felix felt around in his pockets for his phone. "Lee Felix. You?" "Hwang Hyunjin. You want my number. don't you?" Felix nodded sheepishly. "I don't give it out to strangers but you can have my snap or Instagram." "Insta is better. I'm @yong.lixx" Typing in the username, Hyunjin clicked follow. "Oh, Yongbok?" Felix cringed. "Yeah, I hate my Korean name." Hyunjin smiled slightly in understanding. "I don't like mine either. It's a good boy name. But my English name is too biblical." Tipping his head to the side in confusion, Felix put his phone away. "What's wrong with biblical?" Hyunjin shook his head. "I'm a Satanist. No, no, I know what you're thinking. I don't sacrifice virgin girls or have orgies in temples or whatever the hell you think. I mean, I like threesomes, but that's different." Felix sighed. "C'mon, let's go to Starbucks and finish this. I'm Catholic but I also love learning about new religions. My sister rverted to Islam a bit ago. My parents kicked her out but she lives with some friends now; I've never seen her happier." Hyunjin hummed in thought. "I'll answer all your questions. Can I ask you some about Catholicism?" Felix smiled enthusiastically, pulling out a chair for himself at a table. "Sure, you can even start." Hyunjin paused to make sure he asked the question properly. "Are all preists pedophiles? And also, what turns them into pedophiles?" Felix nodded, he assumed Hyunjin would start with this. "Not all, only around 2% of all clergy. Which is a lot, but that's also archbishops and whatever the f**k. Preisthood doesn't make pedophiles, [edophiles become preists so they can be around children. The trust of a child is a beautiful thing. No God-driven man would damage that. Makes sense?" Hyunjin tucked his hair behind his ear. "Yeah, same for us. Satanists don't endorse p********a. That disrupts the natural order. Children are born, mature, and then enjoy s*x. It's how it was supposed to be done. Did you know that the bible's first language was it's own language? It's called Biblical Armaic. It's no longer spoken. In Herbrew, Greek, and Armaic bibles, Sodom was destroyed because they were pedophiles, not homosexuals. The King James Bible, AKA the English Bible mistranslated it and nobody has been bothered to change it. I taught myself Greek to verify this. The Satanic Bible was first written in English and highloghts the importance of childhood innocence. I'm autosexual and gay and my parents are fine with it." Felix nodded thoughtfully. "What do you do in your place of worship? And what do you even call it?"
Wooh, long chapter
Sorry it took so long!
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