Ugly Uncle didn't listen to what he was saying at all. When he put the first sticky rice dumpling in his mouth, he was stunned: the rich and mellow milk flavor was like a path shimmering with white light, connecting all the pictures of his life together. A series of familiar pictures appeared in front of him: excitedly running for free plastic surgery, shocked when he saw his own face, disgusted eyes from his parents, crazily putting bombs into his body
Xie Yunqi felt the uncle behind him freeze as he ate.
Could it be that he dislikes the taste of coconut milk? Or am I making something that doesn't suit his taste Xie Yunqi had boundless thoughts.
Then he felt the knife that had been tightly attached to him leave his neck.
The ugly old man suddenly burst into tears and said, "When I was 20 years old, I once took a spaceship ride to see something new. I bought an entertainment ticket and had good luck winning until the end. I also filled out a form and received a prize of 3 million yuan
This is a good thing, "interrupted the onlookers on the spaceship.
... No, this is the beginning of my lifelong nightmare. My parents eloped together, and after my mother found out she was pregnant, she was afraid that her family would find out about her whereabouts when she registered at the hospital. She also did not go to the hospital for genetic optimization. I was born ugly, and my biggest dream is to make myself more beautiful. I love games because only in games do I not have to face the disgusted looks of others. After receiving that bonus, I had spare money and went to a cosmetic surgery hospital recommended by a relative. The hospital looked informal, but the cost was lower. After the surgery was completed, I cooperated with them to promote it, and even waived all the cosmetic surgery fees. In the future, I found that my face was completely ruined. I am 43 years old this year. Over the past 23 years, I have been using my previous bonus to undergo plastic surgery, but my face still doesn't look the same now. I am completely desperate and planning to commit suicide. I want to bring a car full of people to accompany me to my funeral
Ugly Uncle wiped his face and said, "But when I ate that ball of glutinous rice, I suddenly realized that my life is still long, and there are so many delicious foods that I haven't eaten yet. How could I die like this?! I will turn myself in. I am very sorry for what I have done to you. Please treat the wound quickly. Thank you, little brother, for telling me that there are still beautiful things in life
Xie Yunqi, who is currently in anger, asked the whole person: (⊙⊙)? But I didn't do anything!
Star Patrol Officer Xiao Zhou kicked open the hatch and said, "Don't move! We received a call from the public saying
Seeing the crying prisoner, Xiao Zhou was stunned. After understanding the cause, process, and outcome of the incident, he was speechless: 'For the first time in all these years, I have seen a prisoner surrender at a crime scene after eating a piece of glutinous rice.'
The matter was resolved satisfactorily, and Xie Yunqi felt that the police officer looked at him strangely before leaving, as if a gorilla had appeared in the crowd, bah bah bah, it should be a crane in the chicken. Anyway, it's a bit unlucky to encounter such a fact on the spaceship. Xie Yunqi felt that she should take a bath with grapefruit leaves to ward off evil spirits.
After recording the record, Mu Mu moved the salute to the luggage storage area above Xie Yunqi's seat and sat down beside him. He said seriously, "I'll be closer to you. If anything happens, I can protect you immediately. I really scared me just now. I thought you might be killed by that madman
Thank you, "Xie Yunqi felt warm in her heart and comforted," I'm fine now, but it was really unlucky just now. This incident was also my fault, and I should have carefully observed the situation around me. If I see someone who has been covering their face all along, I should have been alert. No matter what, the matter has finally been resolved satisfactorily. I hope Uncle Chou can truly realize his mistake and learn to respect others' lives
Ah, by the way! "Xie Yunqi sat up from his seat and looked around.
What are you looking at? "Mu Mu, who was still in shock, whispered," Does that person have any accomplices
It's nothing, just wanted to thank someone who just wanted to help me, "Xie Yunqi looked back disappointedly. She had originally wanted to thank the man with a very ordinary face, after all, he was the only one on the spaceship who stood up to knock the ugly uncle unconscious. But I don't know when he ran away quietly again, just like when he came, only a box of glutinous rice paste that disappeared and a patch of ointment that suddenly appeared on his seat proved that the person existed.
Xie Yunqi carefully examined the method of using the ointment, unscrewed the lid and applied it to his neck. The pain disappeared in an instant, leaving only a faint mint fragrance.
Next time you meet him again, make sure to treat him to a meal and thank him well Xie Yunqi made up his mind.
By the way, "he looked at the two boxes of glutinous rice dumplings left in his hand, took out one box and handed it to Mumu," if you don't mind, try my craft
Mumu put a piece of glutinous rice paste into his mouth, enjoying it with a squint of his eyes. After finishing it, he savored the long and mellow milk aroma for a while before asking, "Thank you, it's really delicious. Did your master teach you how to cook
No, it's my grandfather. My cooking skills were all guided by him. My grandfather also doesn't allow me to call him master. He feels like he hasn't had the ability to take on an apprentice and teach him to become a master chef yet. I think he has extraordinary stubbornness in many things, and of course, I have learned a lot from him and benefited a lot, "Xie Yunqi shook his head and said.
Oh, I thought you didn't... So can I visit him? I think he must be a very capable person, "Mu Mu asked with a slightly disappointed look.
He... has passed away, "Xie Yunqi's voice darkened and he lowered his head, saying.
Sorry, I accidentally mentioned your sadness, "Mu Mu apologized seriously, then rolled his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.
It's nothing, "Xie Yunqi stretched lazily and became lively in an instant." People cannot be resurrected after death. The best way to pay tribute to the dead is for those who are still alive to be happy every day. That's what I think
You're right. Speaking of which, that uncle did a good thing, "Mu Mu pushed his glasses and changed the topic while eating.
Ah, isn't that funny? He almost killed me, but you said he did something good! "Xie Yunqi roared.
At least now we all know what the first prize is, don't we? "Mumu shrugged, wiped the coconut on his mouth, and continued," But he's also unlucky enough. After all, with the continuous development of technology, the average failure rate of plastic surgery has been reduced to one in ten thousand. I didn't expect him to catch up. Maybe his relatives recommended him to a bad hospital, maybe it's an irregular plastic surgery institution that can coax one person to share some money
Can we file a complaint against a cosmetic surgery hospital if the surgery fails? After all, a failed surgery in a hospital can ruin someone else's life, "Xie Yunqi affirmed.
How is that possible?! The hospital will ask you to sign an agreement before the surgery, with a white background and black text indicating a certain probability of failure. However, that probability is too small, and surgical failure is almost impossible, so it is often overlooked by people. Many people sign without even looking, and if they fail, they can only accept their bad luck, "sighed Mu Mu.
Xie Yunqi exclaimed, "Mumu, you're really amazing. I always feel like there's nothing in the world that you don't know
Mumu shook his head and said, "It's not like that, it's just that my little uncle does this, so he understands a little bit." He pondered and said, "Actually, I don't think we should have plastic surgery no matter what, unless it's due to burns or other special circumstances that cause facial damage. No matter what we look like, it's predetermined from the moment we are born. As long as we accept it gladly, everyone is unique and has their own natural beauty
Xie Yunqi frowned and retorted, "I don't agree with this statement. It's human nature to love beauty, and using money to make oneself as beautiful as possible is not a reflection of people's pursuit of beauty. As long as we consider in advance, choose a regular plastic surgery hospital, confirm that we can take anti-inflammatory, anti-inflammatory, and anti allergic drugs after plastic surgery, and take responsibility for ourselves, then whether or not to undergo plastic surgery is fundamentally a personal choice, just like some people like three meals a day, while others never have lunch. We cannot say which one of these two is wrong
You're right, "Mu Mu nodded." Think carefully, it's indeed true
While chatting with Mu Mu, Xie Yunqi felt someone behind him poking him in the shoulder. Xie Yunqi turned around and saw a bunch of eager eyes:
Um, can I taste the glutinous rice dumplings you made
I want to eat it too, young man. Give me one
And me too! Handsome guy, give me one too, just throw it over
There's still some left, it's great, I really want to eat too! Can you give me one
Some people made a video of this incident and uploaded it online, and the click through rate started to grow rapidly after the video was released, eventually reaching the hot search list: "Video: How Magical Handsome Guys Use Food to impress Criminals".
Who is the little fresh meat in the video? He's so handsome! He's so handsome
The technical appraisal has been completed, and there are no signs of synthesis in the video. The preliminary judgment is that it is a real event
No, no, no, no, I don't believe it. How delicious glutinous rice can make such a vicious criminal cry in the next second
Does anyone know the contact number of the young man in the video? I am director Xing Xing, and this young man's appearance and temperament are very suitable for the TV series I am about to shoot, which tells a story of youth love. If you are interested, you can call or email me, and I hope someone who knows that young man can help inform me