Loser Master: I Can't Do Kung Fu

Chapter 2 A Waste Body with No Spiritual Roots

"Damn, how did I cross over to such an oddball!"

Xiang Yun's mind combed through the first half of this little Princely Heir's life, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of speechlessness.

This fellow was not good at literature nor martial arts. No one loved him in his family, and even his own old father was disgusted with him.

This guy was always feuding with people. He was like a rat in the street. A Princely Heir has gotten into such a state. Xiang Yun is simply unbelievable.

But the key is, how can I cross over?

You know, in those network novels, the traveler was either struck by some kind of lightning, or hit by a meteorite. They could be described as having all sorts of bizarre experiences, and he himself didn't seem to have experienced any of these.

Thinking of this, Xiang Yun frowned again, thinking about the things that happened before he crossed over. He carefully recalled for a long time, and suddenly his eyes snapped open!

"That's right! The great gift packs of the World of Jin Yong! It was last night...!

Last night Xiang Yun heroically saved the class beauty Han Yutong from a few hooligans and suffered some injuries, which resulted in her being taken him home to be patched up and some fragrant things almost happening.

It turns out that that night was actually a limited time lucky draw for the 'World of Jin Yong' online game.

Xiang Yun was the game's ashes level players. He has been looking forward to this activity gift bag for a long time, and the game copy had been passed a long time ago.

In the end, he actually abandoned the temptation of beautiful woman and opened the computer to receive the packs, but the result was that he didn't see the packs, and even crossed over in a confused manner...

The sudden crossing, In addition to Xiang Yun's unimaginable thought, his heart was also vaguely excited.

Because this world is a world that allows him to fulfill his dreams, to fulfill his dream of martial arts!

With the memories of the little Princely Heir that Xiang Yun had fused, he vaguely knew that this world was known as the 'Seven Star Continent', which consisted of seven continents in total, and the continent that he was on was the Tianxuan Continent of the Seven Star Continent!

The Seven Star Continent was filled with a mysterious power, 'Cloud Power'; and people absorbed the Cloud Power to cultivate, enhance their battle power, and explode with incredible strength.

On this continent, all rules were set by the strong, and martial arts are honored. Humans rely on absorbing the Cloud Power in the heavens and earth to strengthen themselves and explode with great power.

And corresponding to the strengths and weaknesses of these cultivators, there were also clear class divisions.

First was one to Seven Clouds, then follows Yellow Cloud Realm, Xuan Cloud Realm, Earth Cloud Realm, Heaven Cloud Realm, and Star River Martial King Realm.

Once one cultivated to the Seven Clouds Realm, one could be called a 'Cloud Martial Artist'!

Cloud Martial Artists were already experts in the mundane world. They could fly through walls, punch and kick through mountains and rocks very easily, and they were the strongest people that everyone admired and envied.

Further up the ladder were the Yellow Cloud, Xuan Cloud, Earth Cloud, and Heaven Cloud experts.

Experts at the Yellow Cloud, Xuan Cloud, and Earth Cloud levels were the ones that countries competed for invitations to serve as the backbone of their country.

Because of their existence, it would greatly enhance the power of a country, and even be able to reverse the victory or defeat of a war.

The Heavenly Cloud expert, in the secular world is almost rare to the extreme. Even the king of a country wouldn't dare to neglect experts of this level. They would treat these experts as distinguished guests. If any country was able to invite them to become its guest minister, it would be an even greater joy for the country to rejoice!

Because their combat power had reached the point where they could fight against the power of a country!

As for the level of existence further up, the 'Star River Martial King', I'm afraid that it could only exist in those hidden sects.

This kind of level is already disdain in the world, like a god-like existence, so the relevant records are also extremely rare.

And Xiang Yun couldn't contain his excitement at the thought that he could actually become a powerful martial artist through cultivation, and one day be able to fly through the sky and across the world!

Being a bone-crushing Jin Yong's fan, he had dreamed of becoming a great warrior with great skills, and now he finally had the chance to realize it!

"Since I've come to this world, I can't live a life in vain. I must also cultivate to become a strong man of the world!"

Having made up his mind, a moment later Lin Wan'er returned after fetching water for washing his face, Xiang Yun washed his face and said to Lin Wan'er casually.

"Wan'er, go fetch me some cultivation techniques, I want to take a look."

Xiang Yun thought to himself, "This huge Princely Heir's Residence should have a few books of cultivation techniques, right?

As soon as Lin Wan'er heard Xiang Yun say that he wanted to look at cultivation techniques, the look on her face was as if she had hit a ghost in broad daylight.

If she hadn't heard it with her own ears, beating her to death, she wouldn't have believed that His Highness would want to read a book, and not some crooked or trivial book, but a cultivation technique!

"Hmm... Why are you still frozen?"

"Uh... Nothing. I will go fetch it for you, Your Highness." Only then did Lin Wan'er turn around and leave.

A few moments later, Lin Wan'er came back with a stack of books that were taller than her, and boy, Lin Wan'er's strength was clearly greater than his.

Seeing that she was holding a couple hundred pounds of books, she was actually walking with a smooth gait and breathing steadily, Xiang Yun could not help but be secretly shocked in his heart. Worthy of being in the Seven Star Continent, even his own personal maid, was so powerful.

"Your Highness, these are the various techniques of the five attributes. You can flip through them at will, however, are you sure you want to cultivate these techniques...?"

Lin Wan'er's delicate face once again revealed a trace of a puzzled look.

"Of course, I'm going to cultivate in seclusion today, so you can go out and rest first."

Lin Wan'er's expression was still a bit strange, but she still brought the door to the room and left the room.

Time passed by minute by minute, from the rising of the sun until the setting of the sun, the door of Princely Heir's chamber remained closed.

Lin Wan'er was honestly waiting outside the door, and from time to time, looked at the door with some concern.

Until, a muffled 'thud' came from the room, as if something had fallen to the ground.

Lin Wan'er heard the commotion and hurriedly pushed open the door of the room, only to see Xiang Yun, who was lying on the ground with a lifeless face, as soon as she opened the door!

After spending a whole day, Xiang Yun tried all kinds of techniques of the five attributes, following the continent's common guiding technique, sensing the Cloud Power between heaven and earth.

He thought that he would soon be able to sense qi, but as a result, Xiang Yun almost fell asleep and did not sense the slightest presence of Cloud Power.

Could it be that this Princely Heir was born without a spiritual root and was unable to cultivate at all, just as he remembered in his memories?

Thinking of this, Xiang Yun could not help but let out a wail of despair in his heart!

"Motherfucker, what kind of wasted physique is this? Where's my protagonist aura? Didn't all travelers come with their own buffs!"

Lin Wan'er on the side rushed forward to help him up, then said with concern.

"Your Highness, you've been cultivating for a whole day, you must be tired. Why don't you take a rest first? When the subordinates prepare the evening meal, I will come back to call you."

Lin Wan'er finished saying that she was about to leave the room, halfway there, she then suddenly thought of something else, she busily was stopping her steps and said to Xiang Yun.

"By the way, Your Highness, in five days it will be His Royal Highness's forty-fifth birthday. At that time you will also be traveling to Silver City to celebrate his birthday. You must not run around in these few days. The day after tomorrow early in the morning we will be departing."

"My father's birthday?"

As soon as Xiang Yun heard Lin Wan'er's words, the image of a middle-aged man with a magnificent figure and a heroic face instantly appeared in his mind.

This middle-aged man was clad in a suit of morose armor, and his aura was like the abyss and the sea, as if he was waving his hand to cover the heavens and the earth.

However, the face he faced Xiang Yun had indifference written all over it, and there was even a hint of disgust in his eyes!

Xiang Yun frowned slightly, an indescribable taste welling up in his heart, but he did not answer Lin Wan'er.

"Your Highness, you didn't forget the birthday of His Royal Highness, did you?"

Seeing Xiang Yun's face with a confused look, Lin Wan'er was busy reminding him.

"Heh..."

Xiang Yun's face revealed a hint of a self-deprecating smile, and he immediately said to Lin Wan'er.

"I know, Wan'er, you go down first. I don't want to eat dinner today. I want to rest."

"But, Your Highness, you haven't eaten anything all day."

"I don't have the appetite to eat," Xiang Yun said somewhat lowly.

Seeing this, Lin Wan'er seemed to have guessed something and sighed lightly, a hint of sympathy actually showing in her beautiful eyes as she turned around and left.

After Lin Wan'er left, Xiang Yun closed the door to his room and lay directly on the bed. He had been cultivating for a day, but he had no results, instead his back ached and his head was dizzy. Xiang Yun couldn't help but feel a sense of loss in the bottom of his heart.

God let him cross over to this world with such magical power, but then he was born without a spiritual root, unable to cultivate.

Wasn't this the same as placing a gold mountain in front of him, but not giving him the tools to mine and carry it, so that he could only look at it and not be able to take it, torturing himself alive?

"You thieving heavens, what wrong did I, Xiang Yun, do that you have to tease me like this!" Xiang Yun's heart cried out in indignation!

But this night seemed to be too exhausting, as soon as he laid down on the bed, before he could be saddened by his inability to cultivate, the feeling of fatigue hit him like a tidal wave, and he fell into a deep sleep...

He didn't know how long he had slept. Xiang Yun only felt that he was sleeping very sweetly when a strange voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Eight hours of activation time is up. Jin Yong Martial Arts System is on; host officially enters the system!"

Xiang Yun didn't know why such a clear voice appeared in his mind when he was obviously sleeping so deeply.

Moreover, his brain also appeared to be very awake, as if he had fully awakened, but his eyes were still pitch black.

What was even stranger was that Xiang Yun couldn't even feel the existence of his own body, and it was as if he was a consciousness of an intangible substance, in a pitch-black space.

"Could it be that I am dreaming?" Xiang Yun guessed in his mind.

When Xiang Yun was on Earth, he was an avid gamer of the World of Jin Yong. At that time, he also often dreamed of killing in the game or receiving some divine weapon. Whenever this happened, he would be so happy that he would play it in his dreams.

"Jin Yong Martial Arts System?What kind of game is this?"

Xiang Yun recalled the mechanical-like voice he had just heard and couldn't help but be a little curious as he thought that he had never heard of this game before.

Just as he was puzzled, suddenly, a dense burst of strange sounds resounded in his mind, and countless beams of light appeared in the originally pitch-black world, traveling through the dark space.

It was like a dense meteor shower descending, and it looked truly spectacular.

Along with this meteor shower passing by, in Xiang Yun's mind, that mechanical voice resounded once again!

"The host of Jin Yong Martial Arts System is officially in position, the Primary Drawing Roulette is activated!"