Loser Master: I Can't Do Kung Fu

Chapter 3 Jin Yong Martial Arts System

As the mechanical sound disappeared, the beams of light that had originally traveled across the sky instantly came to a standstill, as if time had been frozen.

Immediately, the points of light that were originally like stars in the sky and spread throughout the black space instantly contracted, and actually coalesced into a huge round disc, and on top of the disc, it was divided into fan-shaped patterns of various colors, and on top of the patterns, there were also some Huaxia characters of the Earth in the previous world.

Xiang Yun couldn't help but be slightly stunned when he gazed at the handwriting on top of that disc.

Only to see that the fan-shaped pattern on the disk read, "Breathing and Nourishing Technique, Xuanmen Expiration and Inspiration Technique, Healthy Qi Secret, Xing Yi Quan, Eight Diagrams Palm, Tiger Claw Hand..." And so on.

"This... Aren't these the relatively low-end internal energy techniques, and martial arts within the Jin Yong's novels?"

Xiang Yun just casually looked at the words in a few fan-shaped clusters and was surprised.

These terms might only be thought of as the names of some martial arts by ordinary people, but as a hardcore fan of Jin Yong, Xiang Yun recognized them right away.

The martial arts written on these discs were all low-level internal energy techniques and low-level martial arts from Jin Yong's martial arts novels.

For example, the 'Breathing and Nourishing Technique' was the internal energy techniques of the Emei Sect in Jin Yong's novels, which belonged to the introductory level of internal energy, as well as the 'Xuanmen Expiration and Inspiration Technique' is the internal energy techniques of the Wudang Sect.

As for the latter Xing Yi Quan, Eight Diagrams Palm... and so on, they belonged to the lower level martial arts, and were also the names of martial arts in Jin Yong's martial arts novels.

Xiang Yun curiously looked at the disc in front of him, and realized that on top of the disc, there were eighteen evenly sized fan-shaped patterns, which completely divided the disc into eighteen small areas.

There were six colors in these eighteen small areas, the three low-level internal energy techniques were all red, while the three low-level martial arts were all yellow.

It seemed that the colors were classified according to the types of items, which was similar to the rules for classifying those items in the World of Jin Yong game Xiang Yun had played in his previous life.

"Could it be that this disk is used for the lottery?" As soon as Xiang Yun saw the shape of this disk, he thought of the 'Lucky Carousel' that was used to draw equipment or gift packs for events in the games he had played in the past, and it seemed that this game was the same formula.

"Let me see what goodies are here." Xiang Yun was completely in the mindset of a seasoned game fan at the moment, coming to observe this game's setup.

He first took a serious look at the items on top of this disc, only to realize that there were six categories of items on top of this disc.

Respectively are six categories: martial arts secrets, weapons, silver, special items, construction orders, and internal energy techniques.

Among martial arts secrets were: Xing Yi Quan, Eight Diagrams Palm and Tiger Claw Hand.

The internal energy techniques are: Breathing and Nourishing Technique, Xuanmen Expiration and Inspiration Technique, Healthy Qi Secret.

Weapons: Iron Sword, Soft Sword, Eyebrow High Cudgel.

Special items are: Soft Cloth Armor, Hundred Meter Mosquito, Five Poison Wine.

Construction Orders: Small Wooden House, Quincuncial Piles, Stone Table and Stool.

The silver categories are: fine silver one tael, fine silver ten tael, fine silver one hundred tael.

After reading these contents, Xiang Yun couldn't help but be slightly surprised, thinking, "This game is quite complete with items, but these items and martial arts are indeed quite low level, and are really a bit petty."

He had expected to be able to see the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms, Six Veins Divine Sword, Great Diversion, Nine Yang Divine Power... These powerful martial arts from the Jin Yong's martial arts, but he didn't expect to just see these low-level internal arts and martial arts in front of him.

However, at the beginning of all games, they definitely don't give away too good things to the players, which Xiang Yun, who was a veteran gamer, could understand.

"But how is this thing going to be played?" Xiang Yun looked at the huge, huge disk, without a keyboard or a mouse, Xiang Yun didn't know how to operate it.

However, just when Xiang Yun's mind was just rising with doubts, that mechanical voice suddenly rang out, "The Jin Yong Martial Arts System can be directly controlled by the host's mind!"

"What?" Xiang Yun didn't expect the game to answer his question directly, could it be that the game could detect what he was thinking?

"The HOST and the system are connected by mind, your thoughts will automatically be transmitted to the system." That system made a sound again.

"This..." Xiang Yun grew his mouth in genuine astonishment this time, but he didn't know what to say.

In his heart, he could not help but sigh, this game is also too advanced, but after all, this is just a dream. No matter how strange this game is, it's still just unreal, Xiang Yun comforted himself in this way.

Immediately, Xiang Yun adjusted his mind, and was ready to have a good time playing this game, he immediately asked the system with his mind, "Then what should I do next?"

"HOST only needs to use his mind to control the turntable to rotate, then he will be able to conduct a lucky draw, the lucky draw rule is once a month!" The system replied.

"What... Once a month lucky draw!" Xiang Yun was somewhat speechless when he heard the system's introduction.

He thought to himself that this game was really petty, even if it was World of Jin Yong's ordinary raffle, it was once a day, this Jin Yong Martial Arts System even wanted to be raffled off once a month, and these things weren't high class goods either.

Luckily, he was only dreaming, so he was probably done with the lottery once, so he didn't need to be too serious, Xiang Yun thought to himself.

Immediately, he followed the system's prompts and prepared to start the turntable running.

"Spin it for me!" Xiang Yun suddenly shouted in his mind!

"Ding ding ding..." With a light and quick sound like the ringing of a bell, a point of light suddenly lit up on top of the huge disk.

Just like the light spot in the slot machine in his previous life, with Xiang Yun's intention, it actually just rotated around the disk!

"HOST can choose to stop at the right time!" Just as the point of light had just started to rotate around the disk, the system prompted.

Xiang Yun nodded secretly in his mind, but he didn't think much about it, this was after all just a lottery thing based on luck, so it was over if he randomly extracted one, so he watched the light point rapidly rotate for a few moments before randomly launching the command in his mind.

"Stop for me!"

With a thought in Xiang Yun's mind, the originally rapidly rotating point of light began to slow down, the speed of the point of light was getting slower and slower, and finally with a 'ding' sound as crisp as the sound of a jade vessel striking, the point of light finally came to a stop.

"Congratulations to HOST, who drew the item type reward 'A jar of Five Poison Wine'!"

The system immediately sounded a beep, Xiang Yun fixed his eyes on it, only to see that the point of light had indeed stopped in the fan-shaped area of 'Five Poison Wine' in the options within the Martial Arts Secret.

"Holy s**t, how could it be this thing."

As soon as Xiang Yun saw that he had drawn such a thing, he couldn't help but feel a wave of evil sweat in his heart, to be honest, amongst the items on this entire disk, the one he disliked the most was this Five Poison Wine.

Because the Five Poison Wine is really some disgusting. Jin Yong's novels "The Laughing Pride of the Wanderer" has appeared in which Blue Phoenix, the master of the Five Poisons Sect, gave a jar of wine soaked with snakes, scorpions, centipedes, geckos, and toads to the seriously injured Linghu Chong for his healing and tonic tonic.

The wine sent by Blue Phoenix is the famous Five Poison Wine. Five Poison Wine is not only not poisonous, but because of the five poisons, each other and each other, it has become a sacred medicine to expel toxins from the body and replenish the power, which is difficult to be enjoyed by ordinary martial arts practitioners.

Although this Five Poison Wine has an extraordinary origin and excellent efficacy, however, Xiang Yun was a bit scared and disgusted by scorpions, centipedes, snakes and other poisonous things, so of course he would not like the Five Poison Wine soaked with them.

Xiang Yun could not imagine that the first reward he drew was a jar of Five Poison Wine, he immediately felt disappointed, but fortunately this was all just a dream, so there was no need to take it too seriously.

Just as Xiang Yun's mind was spinning, his head suddenly hurt, and then there was a 'buzzing' sound in his mind, and a wave of information flooded into his brain like a tidal wave!

Immediately after, Xiang Yun realized that there was suddenly something in his mind, it was a huge wine jar, half a person high, the diameter of the mouth of the jar was nearly one meter, so one could imagine how big the wine jar was.

And the wine tank above with red kraft paper and mud seal seal, not the slightest wine gas leakage, in the wine tank cylinder wall above, but also affixed with 'Five Poison Wine' three big red background black words.

Looking at the wine jar in front of him, Xiang Yun only felt that it was real and incomparable, as if he could touch it with his hand, which was very magical.

"This game is too realistic, right? It's even able to directly transmit items into my headspace!" Xiang Yun felt a burst of shock in his heart, thinking that his imagination was also too rich, and that he was able to dream of such a magical game just by having a dream.

While Xiang Yun was feeling amazed and very amused in his heart, with a dinging sound, the system prompt suddenly rang out.

"HOST's first draw is complete, completing the hidden mission, rewarding a low level martial arts stance of the same level!"

"What, there's a reward!" Xiang Yun heard the system's prompted figure, first his heart froze, then he revealed a color of surprise.

And just at this time, Xiang Yun's mind was once again filled with that feeling from earlier, a wave of information was injected into his mind like a tidal wave, and when he woke up, there was already one more secret body technique in his mind.

"The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes!"

"Holy s**t, it's actually Body Technique of The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes!" As soon as Xiang Yun saw this name, he instantly became excited, if we talk about Jin Yong's martial arts novels, of all the lightweight martial arts, Xiang Yun wanted to learn the most.

In addition to those who do not move to be able to fly to the sky to escape the world of lightness, he first wanted to learn is the Deer and Cauldron in the one-armed God Nee passed to Wei Xiaobao's life-saving lightness of the body method 'The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes'.

This set of techniques is the one-armed divinity because Wei Xiaobao will not martial arts and low internal strength, specially tailored to teach the body of martial arts, do not need internal strength to perform, but to be able to avoid the enemy's attack, the body shape of the weird and tricky, pointing to the east to hit the west, east to dodge the west flash, as with the enemy and hide-and-seek in general.

And The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes is divided into three levels, the first level for the 'Foot Wiping Oil' after practicing is like feet wipe oil, body shape is strange and rapid.

The second layer is 'Gecko Climbing Wall', after practicing, over the wall into the house as if walking on the ground.

The third layer of 'Loach Drilling', as the name suggests, after the practice of the body as a loach, even if the martial arts masters are difficult to catch you, if you have the internal strength to perform this set of techniques, but also by virtue of their own internal power to rotate, will be unloaded from the external force.

However, although this set of body techniques is powerful, but the biggest drawback is that, when casting, you are not able to attack others.

Because when you go to attack others, your own force will also slip away by yourself, so after practicing this stance, you will neither be able to defeat others, nor will it be difficult for you to be defeated by others.

At first, Wei Xiaobao was relying on this mastery, facing all kinds of crises, were able to escape to heaven, and finally was able to achieve the splendor of Lord Wei's deeds, otherwise would have long been unknown to hang in the hands of who knows who.

Xiang Yun did not expect that he would have such good luck, getting the system's complimentary gift pack was even if it was not enough, but he even got the body martial arts that he had dreamed of.

Having obtained The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes, Xiang Yun's mind naturally had the body techniques and stances of it at this time, but there were only the first layer of The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes. The first layer of the 'Foot Wiping Oil' techniques and stances.

Even so, the true feeling of being engraved in the heart, as if one was already practicing martial arts, still made Xiang Yun feel that this game was incomparably new and interesting.

"If only this were a real game, not a dream." At this time, Xiang Yun's heart couldn't help but raise such a thought, if he could really cultivate these martial arts, Xiang Yun felt that he would be able to wake up with a smile in his dreams.

Xiang Yun's heart was thinking in this way, suddenly there came the system's voice in his mind.

"HOST has accepted the reward and will automatically accept the core mission of Jin Yong Martial Arts System!"

"What...?" Xiang Yun couldn't help but be dumbfounded, thinking that he hadn't accepted any mission at all, so how did he have to accept some core mission? What does this mean?