Loser Master: I Can't Do Kung Fu

Chapter 5 Real Dreams

"Yeah, just now you stepped on top of the soap block and looked like you were about to fall, if you hadn't performed some magical stance, how could you be unharmed?" Lin Wan'er was also a bit puzzled when she saw Xiang Yun's bewildered look.

"This...!"

After Lin Wan'er reminded him of this, Xiang Yun's heart suddenly jolted as he suddenly remembered that earlier, when he was on the verge of planting himself, he had thought that he would headbutt his head open.

However, it did not occur to him that just when his head was just about to touch the steps, he was suddenly like a blessing to the heart.

He actually shrunk his body, flexed his hands, and stuck to the ground as if he were an ape. Immediately after that, his hands pushed with a smooth force, and he actually made his body do a ''rolling cartwheel'' and tumbled down the ladder.

Subsequently, Xiang Yun has already dodged a bullet, however, the soap block is actually sticky in the bottom of Xiang Yun's feet, he did not have time to stand firm, the foot is a stagger and slip, Xiang Yun thought that this is what to say is also to say what is also solid on the fall a fall.

However, what he didn't expect was that his instinctive random steps to maintain his balance were like divine assistance.

Although his feet stumbled, his center of gravity was strangely stable, slipping and sliding, as if he was weaving and gliding on the ice, making Xiang Yun feel both scared and mysterious at the same time!

Xiang Yun hadn't noticed the strangeness in his body before, but after Lin Wan'er asked him about it, Xiang Yun was suddenly awakened as if he had been enlightened.

That's right! How could he not have fallen? If he had said that he had dodged the first fall, then it would be reasonable to say that it was a coincidence.

However, after that, he slid for more than ten meters, but he didn't fall down, so it would be a bit unreasonable to say that it was a coincidence.

However, Lin Wan'er said that he had performed some strange stance, which was also impossible.

Xiang Yun himself need not be mentioned, although he is an ashes fan of Jin Yong's, for the novel's martial arts canon that is like a treasure, recite backwards and forwards.

However, he himself was a real ordinary student, and didn't know martial arts, let alone any stance, he couldn't even roll well.

As for the original little Princely Heir of the royal family, that is even more needless to say, according to Xiang Yun fusion of memory.

This little Princely Heir did not like martial arts from childhood to adulthood, since the age of twelve, after knowing that he was born with no spiritual root of the waste body, it is even more even hear the word 'martial arts' will be furious, naturally even more unlikely to know what body martial arts.

Both possibilities have been ruled out, so what is going on? Looking at Lin Wan'er's curious eyes staring at himself, Xiang Yun was also puzzled in his heart, thinking to himself that he was some kind of one-in-a-million martial arts genius, and that under the critical situation, he actually created a set of stance martial arts?

Just as Xiang Yun's mind was floating with thoughts and self-indulgence, suddenly a true-to-life picture appeared in his mind.

On the screen was an ink black silhouette like an ink painting, the silhouette's legs were gliding fast on the ground, sometimes fluttering like a wild goose soaring and shooting forward, sometimes staggering as if he was a drunken drunkard stumbling.

However, no matter how he moved, his body was just like a tilting doll, always maintaining a stable center of gravity and moving forward at a fast speed!

Xiang Yun looked at the scene floating in his mind in astonishment, as if he was watching a stereoscopic movie in a 3D theater, he didn't understand how such a strange picture could have surfaced inside his head.

And so real and clear, just when he was amazed in his heart, a row of big black words in the void above that silhouette actually surfaced.

"The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes, First Level, Foot Wiping Oil!"

"This...!"

After seeing this line of words, Xiang Yun was struck by lightning and instantly froze in place!

"The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes!"Isn't this the low-grade martial arts stance that he had dreamed about last night when he had a dream that he had drawn the lottery in the game, now it was clearly broad daylight, it was impossible for him to dream again, it... How could it have appeared in one's mind?

"Could it be... Could it be that just now I had cast The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes to not fall to the ground?" Xiang Yun suddenly recalled.

The pace movements that he had slid when his feet stepped on the soap block just now seemed to be extremely similar to the figure of the person that appeared in his mind just now!

For a moment, Xiang Yun stood still with a stupefied expression, his brain spinning rapidly, recalling last night's strange dream in a quick and thorough manner!

"Could it be that that Jin Yong Martial Arts System yesterday was not a dream, everything was real?"

At this moment, Xiang Yun's face could no longer be described as surprised, it had simply reached the point of horror!

Recalling everything that happened last night was still vivid in his mind, at that time, he thought he was dreaming and having fun, but he never thought that the MARTIAL ARTS SECRETS that he had gotten in his dream had actually appeared!

"Your Highness, what's wrong with you? Why don't you say anything?" At this time, Lin Wan'er, who was standing beside Xiang Yun and waiting for his answer, inquired with some confusion.

She didn't know why Xiang Yun suddenly froze, and then he didn't say a word, and the expression on his face was even more strange, sometimes surprised, sometimes agitated, scaring her into thinking that Xiang Yun was having some kind of physical problem.

Lin Wan'er's words woke Xiang Yun up from his contemplation, Xiang Yun immediately said to Li Wan'er, "Wan'er, you go ahead with cleaning, I'm going to go to the house to sleep again!"

After saying that, without waiting for Lin Wan'er to reply, he turned around and darted into his room and closed the door tightly!

"En... ?What's wrong with Princely Heir, how come he just got up and is going to sleep again?"

Lin Wan'er looked at Xiang Yun who flew back to his room and couldn't help but murmur to herself in confusion, and then thought that perhaps Princely Heir had fainted a few times yesterday and was tossed around, and hadn't gotten over it yet today.

Thinking of this, Lin Wan'er shook her head somewhat helplessly and said, "It seems that we can only prepare lunch for Princely Heir directly."

Lin Wan'er thought that Xiang Yun had really gone back to his room to sleep, however, at this moment, Princely Heir Xiang in his room was not in the mood to sleep, and his entire body was already hyperactive to the extreme!

At this moment in Xiang Yun's room, a figure was like a slippery loach in a rice paddy field, treading a weird pace, nimbly shuttling between the hall and the inner room.

His body swayed and swung as if he would fall at any time, but his center of gravity was strangely stable and he stood upright, his body moving quickly and at a tricky angle, it really looked magical and bizarre!

"Hahaha... I've really practiced The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes!" As the man jumped up and down in the room, he couldn't help but let out a wild laugh of excitement from his mouth!

To be able to jump up and down in Princely Heir's room and laugh so recklessly, this person was of course no other than Xiang Yun himself!

At this moment, he finally confirmed that he had truly mastered the martial art of "The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes" which appeared in Jin Yong's novels "The Book of the Deer and the Tripod"! It also proved that everything that happened last night was true!

Xiang Yun was unable to contain his excitement, and in his room, he was frantically performing The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes, weaving and leaping between tables, chairs, and curtains!

"Ah...!"

After about seven or eight minutes, Xiang Yun wanted to continue to run, but suddenly felt a softness in his legs, his body was uncontrollably staggered, if he did not hold the edge of the bed in time, he would have to plant a dog s**t!

Xiang Yun stopped and realized that at this moment, his own body is weak, as if the whole body's vitality has been drained in an instant, and his body seems to be filled with lead and sinks downward!

"Hey... What's wrong with me?" Xiang Yun hurriedly sat down on the wooden bed, relying on the head of the bed, and looked down, only to realize that he was drenched in sweat all over his clothes.

"Could it be that casting The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes just now has exhausted my physical strength?"

Xiang Yun suddenly thought of this, those masters in the novels who performed martial arts all needed to consume internal energy, and although The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes did not require much internal energy, it did require a certain amount of physical strength.

With his body nowadays, not to mention his internal strength, his physical strength was poor to the extreme, worse than an ordinary person. Coupled with the fact that he had performed The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes Body Technique for seven or eight minutes, his body was definitely unable to cope.

Thinking of this, Xiang Yun was both helpless and excited, of course, excitement still occupies the main position, after all, he really learned this The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes!

"So last night's Jin Yong Martial Arts System was real!" Xiang Yun couldn't help but is thinking back to everything that happened last night, he first drew an altar of Five Poison Wine, and then the system gifted him The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes stance!

"Right, where's that altar of Five Poison Wine!" Xiang Yun immediately remembered that the first thing he had extracted was an altar of Five Poison Wine, since The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes was real, then Five Poison Wine must be real as well, but how come he hadn't seen any wine?

Xiang Yun scanned around the room, there was no sign of Five Poison Wine, he was a bit puzzled and frowned to think about it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiang Yun thought about it, the scene in front of him actually changed for a while. His consciousness suddenly entered a world of darkness. And his body seemed to have disappeared at this moment as well. This feeling was like entering the Jin Yong Martial Arts System last night.

"What's going on?" Xiang Yun's heart was a little puzzled when he suddenly discovered that in the center of this dark space, there was actually a half a person high vat with a caliber of nearly one meter suspended in the center of the space! There were three big words "Five Poison Wine" written on the wall of the vat!

"This... Isn't this the Five Poison Wine I saw last night?" Xiang Yun instantly recognized that the large wine vat that appeared in front of him was the Five Poison Wine that he had drawn last night!

Xiang Yun was a bit surprised why such a scene appeared in front of his eyes, when suddenly the dark space in front of him trembled violently, and a ray of light shot towards him in an instant from an unknown faraway place!

Xiang Yun instinctively wanted to dodge, but he was already without a body, there was no way to dodge, so he was wrapped in that golden light, the next moment, Xiang Yun only felt a swelling pain in his head, as if he had been stabbed by a steel needle, stabbing, swelling, numbness, itching... All sorts of sensations came at the same time.

This feeling was extremely similar to the feeling of The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes surging into his mind, but compared to the feeling of the mind surging into The Divine Walking of Hundred Changes stance which was a momentary sensation, at this moment, the painful sensation had actually lasted for nearly half an hour.

Xiang Yun had fainted in the middle of the pain several times, but he woke up alive from the pain!

Xiang Yun was almost crushed by this painful feeling, and just as he reached the edge of physical and mental collapse, that painful feeling finally gradually weakened and eventually faded away!

When this stopped, Xiang Yun's mind suddenly saw the appearance of such a strange technique!

"Merit Creation Technique!"