ALEXANDER MY question leaves her open-mouthed. her eyes wide and fluttery. “How did I know what?” My heart is pounding hard, my breaths ragged from the spontaneous eruption of my f*****g balls. She rises to sitting. “What? What do I know?” My gut is in f*****g knots, as though I’ve been exposed raw. Guilty pleasures are so f*****g guilty. I spit it out. “How the hell did you know I want men?” “You do?!” Her cheeks flush pink. “I, um… I didn’t…” If she’s a liar, she’s a f*****g good one. She looks mortified. “s**t, Alexander! You asked and I answered. It’s just a stupid fantasy. I didn’t think you’d… I wasn’t even going to say anything…” And she wouldn’t have. It took a f*****g bodywand on high speed and two thick fingers in her asshole to unravel her enough to confess. “I haven’t

