So, I was currently sat, With my mouth hanging open, Listening to all the perverted details of the night my best friend had s*x with a guy she had been denying sleeping with for over a year. Amazing. She gave every single detail.
'Well, that was an eye-opener'. I didn't really know what to say. 'Let's watch another film'. So.. I chose to change the subject.
'Ok, Nightmare before Christmas?' I rolled my eyes. That was her favourite movie, and I HATED it.
'No, Please God!'. She just laughed, but ignored me and put it on anymore.
Fuck sake!
'You know, You should totally document your pregnancy'. I looked over at her. Random. 'Like, A video for you to give her when she's older'.
'Oh, Yeah, that would be interesting to watch wouldn't it? Grandad is your daddy, Nanny isn't around anymore,
