Our story begins elsewhere, in a place existing somewhere in the depths of the authors mind. He thinks he knows some English, but the reader will soon understand how bad his writing is. He even writes this playing some stupid game instead of studying.
But let's skip this, the story is not a bout a procrastinating bastard. It's about a heroes journey to become a bastard.
In the far away country of Wa Tisdis, young Pedro has just learned about his fate. He was destined to become world's biggest superhero. The problem was, he had no superpower. However, the next minute he became a star, the most famous boy in the world. He hadn't done anything yet, but he was already venerated by millions.
So yeah, let's all see what will all this turn into.