As we munched on the roasted hog, a bunch of whisperdales appeared and… caused a little trouble shall we say. What are whisperdales? They are male pixies and easily the most obnoxious creatures around. Goblins are stupid and greedy, but they’re annoying for the sake of being annoying. Being four inches tall, they’re practically impossible to catch and talk in hushed tones. This is the origin of their name.
Jethro was the first to notice them when they pulled on his hair.
“Knock it off, Arthur!” he shouted.
“But I didn’t do anything?” he replied confusedly.
“Then who was p- ow!” he winced in pain.
I felt something pull on my robe and, in one swift move, caught the git. I felt punches and kicks inside my hand but did not let him go.
“Will you behave if I let you go?” I asked ster
