This is bad. This is so very bad. You see, my parents balance each other out very nicely. My dad is rational, level-headed, and thinks before he acts. Traits he passed on to me. My mum, on the other hand, can be pretty volatile. Something, if I’m being honest, that was also passed on to me. Oh, for the most part, she’s charming, delightful, and upbeat. But upset her in any way and you’re up s**t creek without a paddle.
As I’ve mentioned, my mum is the picture of elegance when she dresses and, usually, she sticks to more earthy tones – maroon being her favourite. But anyone who knows my mum knows that when she wants to interrogate or intimidate someone, she pulls out all-black attire. So Vitali telling me my mum is in the Alpha suite all in black with my animai, who she recently sucker pu
