The Ankle-Biter's Guide to Slithering-3

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The joy you experience may be compared to that of a private flogging to the public head. But let's not dwell on that comparison, for the sake of preventing headaches let us just move on, please. After all that we have shared in our discussion maybe it is best to stay here and progress no further. Yes, I think it best to relax after such an exhausting journey. Now that we have climbed to the summit of this Mt. Saint Helens of rubbish together, let us enjoy the view of the sunset and remember that life, as they are so very fond of saying, is beautiful! FEELING DIRTY "Wha’ da hell that honkey been talkin'?" "Beats mah ass blackinblue..." "Sho’ ‘nuff, ain't got much beatin’ tuh do, your ass bein’ black as uh snake's belly at midnight!" "Haw-haw Charlie man, he done tore you up like he Dra

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