Deface the Nation
"A PROSTITUTE WAS ARRESTED earlier today for slapping a congressman with, of all things, a dead fish. This occurred after an incident in which the woman claims the senator laughed at her from the window of his limousine, which was parked on 9th street in Southwest D.C. earlier this afternoon. The senator, Democrat Richmond Hale of Nebraska, has refused to comment on the incident. His staff did issue a statement, however, assuring the public that doctors have concluded Senator Hale is free of food poisoning. The alleged fish had not been properly refrigerated prior to the attack."
Damn, damn, double damn! The TelePrompTer said “fish alledgedly” not “alleged fish” for Christ's sake. What do they want from me anyhow? I can't be expected to glean anything intelligible fr
