And The Role Of A Bartender “So you’re telling me that Paulie is just going to let these teens pop a squat and invade his tiny condo?” “Well, no, I haven’t told you that yet. Hold your horses, Hedasky, I’ll get there in time.” “I’m just saying, it seems unlikely that Paulie, a bachelor-” “A terribly unattractive bachelor-” “Sure. You’re telling me that Paulie, a terribly unattractive bachelor, is just going to allow four strangers, no, four teenage bullies into his home?” “No, technically he’ll allow five, not four, teens to stay in his home.” Tom shook his head, accidentally “That’s unbelievable. Unrealistic. Doesn’t make any sense.” “Oh, come on, that’s where you draw the line. Not the secret relationship between an old actress who faked her death and a foul-mouthed one-legged bi

