And What They Said “Tesla stocks are down for the third day in a row following the mysterious disappearance of former CEO-” “We’re with Nathaniel Niles at Antiques Roadshow, who has come here with two incredibly rare finds. Now, Niles, how much do you think this throw rug is worth? Take a guess.” “The explosion in downtown Midland is now being classified as a terrorist attack, though no casualties have been reported at the time of this broadcast-” “In the art world, we’re now getting reports that several thought-to-be-lost paintings of Andy Warhol have recently been sold to the Metropolitan by a collector who wishes to remain anonymous.” “NBC will be using former contestants as guest hosts for the 40th season of Jeopardy previously hosted by the dearly beloved Alex Trebek. The contest

