Part I
1. The Talking Heads
2. Its Starts In A Dental Engine
3. We-Store Storage
4. Barstool Banter, Part One
5. The Dream Sequence
6. A World Where Bugs Could Talk
7. A Bird’s-Eye View Of Midland
8. Small Town Teenagers
9. An Otorhinolaryngologist
10. Attempting Beer Math
11. By Appointment Only
12. Smartphones And Porn
13. A Badass Recognizes A Badass
14. The Meat Behind The Curtains
15. A Snail’s Eyeball Stalks
16. Barstool Banter, Part Two
17. Malt Liquor And The Mass
18. Mr. Wing Warned Him
19. The Harvard Vomit Splatter
20. Four Men And A Lump
21. Two Peas In A Pod
22. Wake Up Paulie Galamb
23. The Pea Tree Mass
Intermission
Part II
24. Taxomy Of A Tumor
25. Niles, Meet Parlay
26. Let Me Pick Your Brain
27. The Hedasky Interaction
28. The Work Dream He Had
29. Flowers For Paulie
30. Taxomy Of A Tumor
31. Seeking A Second Opinion
32. The Former Lives Of Edith Post
33. The Area Between Here And There
34. Galamb Meets Another Fejes
35. Niles Vists A Grave
36. A Chance Encounter
37. Parlay Consumes
38. Barstool Banter, Part Four
39. The Persuasiveness Of Parlay
40. The Hedasky Intimidation
41. One Pea In A Pod
42. No More Alarm Clocks
43. The Water Tower Broadcast
44. The Former Lives Of Niles
45. The Scolding Of Arnold
46. Trepanation Situation
47. Barstool Banter, Part Five
48. Saturday Morning Barbeque
49. The Talking Heads
50. It Starts In A Field Of Meat
Acknowledgments
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