"Luke, I love that you're looking after me, but you are like a mother hen and it's starting to drive me crazy," I tell him, exasperated and at my wits end. Although I probably should have told him this before we came down to the kitchen because now Lucky, Striker, and David are all laughing. And they're not even trying to hide it.
"Never thought I'd see a day when Thor got called a f.ucking mother hen," David yells as he slaps his thigh in amusement.
"f***k all of you," Luke says pointing at each one of them in turn. "And you," he glares at me, and I can't help but smile at him, "get your a.ss back upstairs before I decide you're healed enough and spank the s.hit out of you."
"Fine, fine, fine," I say holding my hands up in surrender. I turn to leave the kitchen but I can still hear th
