"Not until you tell me you understand that this doesn't need a report."
"He's clearly been assaulted, that requires a police report."
"Actually," I say stepping forward and putting my hand on Luke's arm, gently tugging him hoping he'll let go before I end up with another client getting arrested. "He wasn't assaulted, one of their new members accidentally hit him with a motorcycle. He apparently wasn't used to riding one so large and he lost control." I look at Luke and see him barely contain his smile as I throw out the lie he came up with on our way up here.
"And you were there when this happened?"
"Yes, I was. But I'm not sure what that has to do with anything."
"Well I can hardly take the word of a bunch of gang bangers."
"Are you f.ucking kid-"
"Well, no need to," I say stepping
