I pull my mother’s car into the driveway, my gaze sliding over the monstrosity that is her yard right now, taking in each item carefully displayed before my mouth falls open. What the f***k? I swear that wasn’t here when I arrived yesterday!
I turn off the engine and climb out, ignoring my parcels in the back as I stride across the snow covered lawn toward a huge blue light up dinosaur that has three elves perched on its back and a santa hat on its head.
‘What the actual f***k?’ I breathe, staring at the thing in horror, a dinosaur? A f.ucking dinosaur? What does that have to do with Christmas? And where the hell did it even come from?
‘Lijahberry? Is that you?’ my mother’s voice drags me from the horror in front of me toward the front door where my mother is now standing, she’s wearing
