Chapter 5Sally Imagine my surprise. I opened the Horny Geek Club inbox on my phone while sitting in a lovely little boutique cafe. It was mid-afternoon, I’d had a latte and a piece of carrot cake, and I was considering a cheeky glass of wine. I deserved it. The essay had been tough, but it was done, and it was good. Glass of wine deserving good. A glass of wine and then I could have the rest of the day off. I deserved that too. I set down my phone and waved to attract the attention of a waiter. He approached and I ordered a large glass of the house white. I noted there was a single new email. That an email address even existed that opened a door to world class head had become one of those college urban myths. My geek club members were very selective about who they ever passed the legen

